Reviewed 2008-12-04 l Last update on 2020-09-26
Wild and whacky, original and exclusive, Just Cartoon Dicks will show you some fantasy toons that will make you smile, laugh and probably bust a nut too. If you've ever wanted to see Marj Simpson as a shemale then this is your chance. Ever wondered what went on behind the closed doors of the Flintstones house when Barney was horny? Youll find out here. There are top artists working on top drawings and they are all easily accessible and collectable.
Well, where do you start? This is something fresh, fun and sexy too. Its actually a bit surreal but very original, nicely designed, colourful and a bit of a laugh. But for those who take their toons seriously this is a site that has to be visited.
In the members area you will find two main sections: Gay Cartoons and Dickgirl Cartoons. Taking the first category first
There were 76 toon sets here, each with a specific theme. Those themes included: The Simpsons, The Flintstones, Superheroes, monsters and even Scooby Doo got a look in. (I always fancied Freddy and now I've seen him naked and hard!) Yes, Just Cartoon Dicks takes liberties with your all time favourite cartoon characters and puts them in hardcore situations. In many cases the representations are very life-like, if a cartoon can be life-like. In other cases they are simply well drawn and sexy toons of the Anime or Hentai variety, with odd looking twinks and long, red-ended cocks. But they are all great quality both in terms of artistry and reproduction. Images were a good size at 1,024 x 726 px where they were perfectly clear.
The same quality applies in the Dickgirl area where there were nine sets of toons taken from the total but these were shemale fantasy themes. The Wicked Stepmother from Sleeping Beauty gets a dick with which to shaft her wayward relative, various characters from The Simpsons appear as you have never seen them before and Family Guy isnt forgotten either. Its weird and wacky for sure but great fun too.
So thats the content. Not a great deal I'm sorry to say, but all totally original and great quality. It really is, as the tour says, stunning toon action.
Moving around your members area is simple and you can easily find the content by using the left menu. There are only those two sections to it (plus links to support and your favourites area) but within those pages are some neat little extras.
You can make up your own personal area with the add to favourites function and you will find the button on the individual images page. Also on that individual page is an option to rate the picture from one to five. Click your choice and you get a thank you pop up box. Meanwhile back on the galleries thumbnail/index pages you will find a slideshow to run. Each image is available in five sizes, and there are six options for the slideshow change time, from two seconds per pic to 30. And then you have a download via zip file for the entire set if you want to take it all in one go. On this page you can also post your comments about the content, rate it (again) and see what pages previous visitors went to next after seeing the one you are on. Just Cartoon Dicks also has a search engine driven by your keywords so you can see if there is anything in there that you are particularly interested in.
The overall design of the site stays with what the site is all about. Its cartoony and bright, with stylish lettering and a good, fun feel to it. This is one of those rare sites that is so original its actually hard to describe it adequately. Its a little bit outrageous, very well put together and, if you love toons, then you've got to see this!
The only thing that I wasnt sure about here was the update news. I didnt see when more content would be added to the site so lets just hope more is, as what there is fantastic. (Expensive perhaps, but worth it.)The tour pages are made up of a collage and within that collage you will see cut-outs of some of the images waiting for you inside. Its fun, its fantastical and its actually rather naughty, so take a peek and prepare to be dazzled by great drawings, original ideas, and great toons.
