Reviewed 2013-08-25 l Last update on 2024-03-06
Soapy Massage is the perfect name for this hardcore site where pampered men go to get a soapy rubdown and body slide massage that always ends in blow jobs and even banging right there in the massage room! Whether it's in a Jacuzzi bathtub or on top of a bouncy air mattress, these soapy massage seductresses know what it takes for both relaxation and excitement! Members of the site get free bonus access to an absolutely massive collection of smut at no extra cost.
When I visited Soapy Massage toward the end of May of 2013, I found an archive collection that had not been updated in over a year. The site updated regularly between 2007 and 2011 before stopping in 2012. Luckily, they built up a respectable archive of materials before the updates stopped and there are currently around 242 soapy massage videos, and all but around 40 of those include a set of matching digital still photos. Although this particular site is no longer updating, membership includes free bonus access to a massive network of over 60 additional sites in a wide variety of categories ranging from interracial hardcore action to chicks fucking dudes with strap-ons. You can expect frequent updates for the network as a whole.
The scenes here have just enough plot and dialogue to keep up with the "soapy massage parlor" theme of things. Sometimes it's a regular who comes in for a massage, sometimes it's a first timer who has no idea what to expect. In either case, the soapy massage cuties get right down to business by stripping them down in a large, swanky bathroom, soaping them up, sliding all over them, and fucking and sucking for the finale. Many of the scenes don't include actual fucking but do include blow jobs, and there is much more of a focus on the body sliding and rubbing then there is on the fucking per se.
The scenes here tend to average about 20 minutes each while the photo galleries that accompany them can offer anywhere from just 10 or 15 to over 200 shots each. The photos weigh in at 1280 pixels on the long side and look pretty nice overall. Well over half of the video collection is available at HD quality levels of up to 1920 x 1080 pixels than bitrates topping 5000 kbps. The older scenes are offered at more standard definitions of around 720 x 480 pixels and with bitrates of around 2000 kbps. While the newer stuff obviously looks better than the older stuff, I didn't see anything here that wasn't worth a watch.
Logging into the Soapy Massage members area will place you on the specific page within the network that is for the Soapy Massage collection, but you'll be able to directly navigate to any of your included bonus sites using a drop-down menu near the very top of the page. Further down the page, you'll find the main navigation menu that takes you to the video and photo materials, model index, the network update page, and some various ads and other services. There is a list of categories for each of the individual collections that you can narrow things down a bit, but the site is missing a key word search box and could use some additional search and sort options overall.
I was very pleased with the download and streaming options available for the Soapy Massage videos, even though they were actually only offered for download in two different formats. WMV format files are available in your choice of four different quality levels for the scenes on the site that are offered in HD, and MP4 format files are offered in a whopping seven different quality levels. Several different quality levels are also available if you choose to stream the movies. The older scenes on the sites typically offer only a couple of different quality levels.
Soapy Massage is a fun and soapy twist on the hardcore massage sites that have been popping up in recent years. I'm not sure that I've ever actually reviewed a massage site that was specifically about this style of soapy, body sliding, boob rubbing, cock jerking massage before, so that was definitely a place. The biggest plus, however, that this particular site has going for it is it's positively monstrous bonus package with over 60 more sites for your enjoyment.
