Reviewed 2009-11-11 l Last update on 2020-09-27
Camel Toe Auditions is a partially exclusive site offering hardcore scenes, some of which include a camel-toe theme. The site offers a small number of exclusive scenes, plus some non-exclusive photo galleries and videos. Membership comes with full access to the Monster network of nearly 140 additional collections.
This isn't the first time Ive visited Camel Toe Auditions, and it looks like things have changed considerably since the last time I was here. The collection offered currently is a mess of screen captures, non-exclusive DVD scenes, a few exclusive movies, and some non-exclusive photo sets. In total, there are around 125 scenes listed in the members area for the site, but some of these don't include any video footage or digital photos at all, just poor quality, ugly, grainy screen captures taken from videos which aren't available on the site to actually stream or download.
You cant tell what comes with a Camel Toe Auditions scene before you load the scene page, and to make matters worse, the scene pages here load so slow it almost hurts. If you're downloading a file from the network, you can forget about any pages loading at all until its done. I wasn't able to check out every single scene offered to find out what materials it offered, but my best guesstimate is that there are somewhere around 35 exclusive videos, 30-35 non-exclusive videos, 30-40 photo sets, and perhaps 60-70 scenes that offer only poor quality screen capture images.
The exclusive Camel Toe Auditions scenes aren't exactly easy to find, but if you do manage to find them its pretty simple to tell that they're exclusive since they're the only scenes in the collection which really seem to follow the camel toe theme. Before the hardcore action gets started in these exclusive flicks, there's a significant amount of time devoted to examining the gals sexy camel toes, pulling their panties up to make the camel toe tighter, playing with their pussy lips, and other camel-toe related activities. From there on out, things play out like a typical hardcore XXX scene with straight fucking, some anal here and there, and oral sex, all in various positions.
The quality of the materials here is a pretty big disappointment. Specs can vary, but even the highest quality flicks I found at 640x480 pixels, 1100 kbps just didn't look so hot. Some come at just 320x240 pixels, 400 kbps. Many have issues with graininess, blurriness, poor color balance and insufficient lighting. The scenes which offer actual photos can sometimes have some pretty nice looking shots, but its hard to find them with so many screen capture sets here being labeled as photos.
Camel Toe Auditions has an easy to navigate tour that could be quite informative if it weren't so misleading. All of the scenes chosen to be previewed on the tour are from the exclusive collection, so from the outside it looks like you're getting a collection that will actually follow the supposed theme of the site. I think the most misleading aspect of the tour is the fact that these scenes are date stamped with recent dates making it look like the collection is growing when it's plainly obvious once you're inside but it is not.
Logging into the site puts you in the middle of the Monster network. The network sites are available to view by selecting the name of the site from a drop-down menu near the top corner of the page. There are no search or sort tools at all for the individual sites, but you can search the overall network using a drop-down category list or a basic keyword search box, and you have the choice of narrowing your results to include only photos or only videos. Beyond that, there are absolutely no helpful search, sort, or navigational tools available for the network, and the sites are very short on model and scene info.
The options for downloading and viewing the flicks can vary from scene to scene. WMV, MPEG, streaming Flash and MP4 formats are some of the most commonly offered. The full-length WMV format downloadable file for each flick seems to be incorrectly labeled and downloads only the first clip of the scene rather than the full-length version. The screen capture and photo sets can be viewed and basic galleries that open a full-size images and a box that pops over your screen. The site has disabled the function that would allow you to download these individually, and ZIP files aren't available either.
With its lack of updates, mostly non-exclusive materials, poor quality, misleading tour information, scenes which consist of nothing but poor quality screen captures, and messy members' area, it's hard to think of anything good to say about this one. The very large included bonus package covers a wide range of categories and may add some value you, but most of the sites I've visited from this network aren't any better than this one.
