Take Van
Take Van 7022 Take Van Take Van is a relatively new site from the guys who brought us Teeny Playground and My First Public, among others, and when you sign up here you get to access all seven sites in their network.
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Discount price $ 19.95
Monthly price $ 29.95
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Take Van

Reviewed 2016-08-23 l Last update on

Take Van

Short Review

Take Van is a relatively new site from the guys who brought us Teeny Playground and My First Public, among others, and when you sign up here you get to access all seven sites in their network. The theme isn't a new one here, girls get picked up and screwed in the back of a van, but it's East European porn with hot chicks and some interracial action; Spanish girls and Brazilians also wander the streets of Russia apparently. It's good quality, HD and exclusive and updates are good.

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Content

0/65
  • Exclusivity: 0/5
  • Updates: 0/5
  • Originality: 0/10
  • Quality: 0/15
  • Speed: 0/15
  • Quantity: 0/15

So, there are these two guys in a van, permanently horny it seems and they are out and about looking for hot girls to pick up and have their fun with. They drive around, they spy someone, they approach her and chat, she gets slowly persuaded to come into the van. They drive around and more chat happens and then one of the guys starts to seduce her. She might put up a bit of a fight but it's obvious that she's up for it and eventually (after about five minutes) the fun really starts. Before long she is naked and screaming as she gets drilled in all manner of positions inside the vehicle, she goes down on him, the camera gets in close and there's a great cum shot at the end. It's classic 'reality' hardcore porn with good quality filming and a nice set of varied babes in the back of the van.

There were 29 exclusive movies when I was at the site and they all follow the same storyline, so you really are getting what you are promised on the tour. Considering the confines of the location, the filming is very good and the sound is spot on and natural as well, as are the performances. You will see the latest additions on the home page and all 29 scenes on the Pick Ups pages.

Movies run for around 20 minutes and come with three stream options and three downloads. The top of these is HD at 1,920 x 1,080 and looks good, the lower res ones are also fine and work at full screen and the Mp4 downloads include one at 480p for mobiles. I was able to stream with no hassles and found I could jump through the stream if I wanted. There are linked tag words to help you find more of the same kind of action, Public, Hairy-pussy, Ball Sucking and Cum in Moth included and finding the content is no hassle at all.

There are screen caps with each movie, with around 100 pics per set. They are on the same viewing page as the movie, so that's nice and easy. Images are up at good sizes, but they are clearly screen shots and can't be downloaded. There were no digital galleries.

After the main content come the bonus sites and there are six of these. Fake Shooting give you amateur babes in casting couch audition movies, POV Bitch is all about point of view movies and Melone Challenge is all about amateur guys trying out for porn roles with an established East European porn star. She gives them marks out of ten and a pass or a fail, and this is probably the most inventive and original site in the network. Teeny playground is all about hot teens and hardcore and My First Public is about couples in public having sex. Your last bonus site is another creative one, Shoot Ourself, where real couples bang and ball for the cameras in unscripted hardcore videos. It's all well put together and nice and simple and all content is exclusive.

Nav, Design & Features

0/25
  • Design: 0/5
  • Navigation Ease: 0/10
  • Features: 0/10

Take Van has a simple design which makes it easy to navigate. You start at the home page with the recent videos and then there are index pages for the others, with 12 scenes per page. You can also navigate to the videos from the Pick Up tab in the menu. Each movie has its own page with this stream screen, which is a good size and can go full screen, some details such as runtime and upload dates (updates are each week), and then a description and tags.

The screen shots are also on this page and though you can't download them, they act as a good guide. You are then provided with links to other scenes you may like and then access to the bonus sites, so you can skip around the network quite easily. The bonus sites open in new tabs and you may need to enter your membership details to get in. There are links to support if you have any hassles.

I had no trouble with Take Van or the network. Sign-up is easy as well and there are no hidden charges. The monthly fee at $19.95 offers a 30% discount on the usual price and it's a good one for a network of sites. The longer-term deals also save you more money and are a good option as the site is updating every week. Go for the annual one and you will pay the equivalent of $8.33 per month and still get access to all seven sites.

Cost

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Conclusion

Take Van takes an old theme and gives it a good East Europe twist (with subtitles when the dialogue is not English). It's exclusive, reality and HD, the girls are hot, and the action too, and it's easy to use. The added bonus sites give you great value for money and everything is good quality. It's pretty standard hardcore in the back of the van, but it works well and updates are regular. It's a solid hardcore site with some very cute chicks and it's also very good value. I liked it.

Pros & Cons

  • + Exclusive content
  • + HD and mobile downloads
  • + Hot chicks
  • + Six bonus sites
  • + Weekly updates
  • + Easy to use
  • - Not very interactive