Reviewed 2009-01-26 l Last update on 2020-09-26
Here at Cream Pimps, you get unlimited access to 10 different cream pie themed porn sites! The action is 100% hardcore and every single scene includes a messy cream pie! With frequent updates, exclusive materials and a variety of creampie related genres of smut, there's a little something here for all lovers of sticky snatches!
Cream Pimps is an all-access collection that gets you in to 10 different sites including Big Butt Cream, Black Booty Cream, Black Cream White Ass, Booty and Cream, Cougars and Cream, Cuckold Cream, Teens First Cream, Transsexual Cream, Boobies and Cream and Porn Star Cream. Access to a teen blowjob collection is also included, but even though they're listed along with the other materials, it looks like these BJ scenes don't come from an actual stand-alone site.
Though the individual Cream Pimps sites aren't particularly large on their own with as few as 15 scenes on their own, the overall network provides access to a fairly large collection with around 185 scenes, and around 200 if you count the teen blowjob extras. If you're only interested in a particular type of babe getting creampied, there may not be enough here to keep you interested for very long, but with a good mix of MILFs, teens, big booty babes, cuckolding cuties, pornstars and even chicks with dicks, those with more a more diverse creampie appetite will have plenty to watch! You'll see one-on-one fucking with a creampie finish, nasty threesomes with two sticky loads in one creampied twat and interracial cream pussy-fillings too!
Except for the scenes which particularly call for some type of plot like the cuckold action, most of the flicks here get right to the action or simply feature some sexy stripping or dancing rather than bothering with chit-chat and story lines. The scenes are typically fairly large with anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour of video footage and around 300 photos each! Updates occur once every few days, and sometimes they can come a little faster too. At least a couple of the sites, however, don't seem to be updating anymore at all.
Quality for the Cream Pimps scenes is pretty good overall, but with a bit of variation here and there. Overall, the photos seem a little nicer and more consistent at over 1200 pixels on the long side, but that doesn't mean that these XXX creampie videos aren't worth checking out. The majority of the flicks are offered at up to 1280x720 pixels with bitrates at or above 2200 kbps and are more than suitable for full screen viewing even if you will encounter some slight discoloration or poor lighting at times.
Cream Pimps starts things off with a big and bright pink tour complete with tons of video trailers, sample pics and info about all of the included sites. You can even navigate to the individual sites' tour pates to see even more detailed info and more previews for the overall collection. The cum-dripping pussy and Condom Free Zone stamp leave no mystery about what you'll be seeing here!
While you're on the tour, be sure to pay particular attention to the way the pricing is done here. The only way to join is via a free, three day trial, but that won't provide full site access. The trial recurs at a pretty steep rate, nearly $40 per month, and additionally, you'll need to beware of extra offers that may be activated by default. If you don't want extra memberships showing up on your bill, be sure to un-check the offers you don't need!
The members' area is a bit plainer than the tour, but it gets the job done and highlights the materials nicely beginning on the first page with large thumbnails and detailed update info. A menu near the top offers direct links to anywhere you need to go including a favorites tool, the videos and photos, a model index, a list of all included sites and some third-party bonus streaming footage. Just below the main menu is a search tool with options to search the various sites and narrow your results to only photos or videos, but I didn't have very good luck with it in most cases. Queries for common terms often returned no results, or results that didn't really match what I was looking for. At the network's current size, it's not a huge problem, but it will become harder and harder to find specific things if this doesn't get improved at least a little.
When it comes to viewing and download options, Cream Pimps is about average, and that's not necessarily a good thing. In particular, I'd like to see ZIP files added for the photo sets since currently, the only option supported is viewing them in galleries on the site. Videos are offered only in a single format, WMV, and though there are three quality levels available, if you want a full length file, only the highest quality is offered. Streaming is supported but for the split files only.
Cream Pimps offers a decent sized network collection of nasty creampie action including 100% exclusive videos and photos, but I'm really not a fan of the way memberships are done here. I'd much rather see a normally priced trial with full access and a more reasonably priced monthly membership, and frankly, I'm not sure that nearly $40 per month is really worth it. In the end, it all comes down to how much you ant to see these creampie scenes and whether you think the extra dough is worth it.
