Horny Mother Fucker
Horny Mother Fucker 5802 Horny Mother Fucker Although the sites tour isn't very explicit with this fact, Horny Mother Fucker is a network path site that offers full access to six individual amateur themed collections for a single price.
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Horny Mother Fucker

Reviewed 2012-11-19 l Last update on

Horny Mother Fucker

Short Review

Although the sites tour isn't very explicit with this fact, Horny Mother Fucker is a network path site that offers full access to six individual amateur themed collections for a single price. They've got busty babes, barely legal cuties, girlfriends, horny wives, anal babes, and emo cuties. I'll take you inside the members only area for this small network and let you know how they stack up against the competition in this highly competitive category!

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Content

0/65
  • Exclusivity: 0/5
  • Updates: 0/5
  • Originality: 0/10
  • Quality: 0/15
  • Speed: 0/15
  • Quantity: 0/15

Most of the sites included here are on the small side, but some of them are much smaller than others. I found anywhere from 10 to 78 videos per site, for a total of 333 for the network overall. Each site offers around 15 photo galleries, and the photo section. Do not seem to update at all. The update situation for the video category is a little bit more of a mystery since some of the individual sites seem to indicate that growth is ongoing while the network update log seems to show that updates stopped the month prior to my visit. I think a few of these sites are growing fairly slowly with perhaps 2 to 3 new updates per month for the overall network, but I'm not sure how accurate any of the dates here are.

All of the sites included with a Horny Mother Fucker membership promise to offer 100% authentic amateur materials submitted by members. Some of the sites do a better job of sticking to this intended theme that others, but I would say the network overall offers a collection that is mostly amateur with a few obvious professional models and scenes thrown into the mix. Action is all over the map and includes simple posing in the bathroom mirror, one-on-one sexual tryst between couples, lesbian fun on the webcam, masturbation, shower shots, and more. Each of the sites does a pretty good job of sticking to its intended theme such as anal action, wives, emo cuties, and busty babes.

The quality here can vary quite a bit which is probably not surprising for a site that offers materials ranging from webcam and cell phone videos to professional porn scene. Each flick I found here with downloadable at a size of 640 x 480 pixels and while some look pretty nice at that size, others are quite blurry, grainy, were washed out. Insufficient lighting and incorrect color balance are often noticeable here, and although these kind of issues are pretty standard for amateur themed sites, I'd say that the average quality level here is below what I've seen elsewhere on similarly themed sites.

Nav, Design & Features

0/25
  • Design: 0/5
  • Navigation Ease: 0/10
  • Features: 0/10

All six of the sites included with a Horny Mother Fucker membership can be accessed from a central members area without having to reenter your password over and over again. When you log into the site, you'll see an icon for each of the included collections near the top of the page and a single click will take you straight to their video and photo sections.

While it's easy to get to any of the individual collections and the sites are fairly simple to use, navigation and search tools could use some work. In fact, there really are no search tools to speak of here, and each site simply with its video and photo materials in their own sections. The fact that each scenes title and brief sentence of description aren't visible until you click to the scenes page only makes navigating and finding something specific although more difficult. Although not a massive network, there's enough here that more sufficient search and navigation functions are sorely needed.

Both streaming and download are available for the videos here, but each comes at a single quality level. In fact, both streaming and downloadable files here, only in Flash format at fairly low bitrates. Photo sets are offered for viewing in thumbnail galleries or as a slideshow.

Cost

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Conclusion

With sites dedicated to wives, barely legal girlfriends, busty babes, emo hotties, and naughty anal action gals, there's quite a bit of variety here at the Horny Mother Fucker network. Unfortunately, the individual sites are pretty small and are updating extremely slowly if at all, the quality level is below average, there is some professional stuff in the mix, and the members area could use some work in terms of usability. With a little more attention paid to the user experience, this small network has the potential to improve itself.

Pros & Cons

  • + 6 sites for one price
  • + Good variety
  • + Does a pretty good job sticking to amateur theme
  • - No search options
  • - Some very tiny sites
  • - Updates slowly if at all
  • - Only FLV files for stream and download