Altered Assholes
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Altered Assholes

Reviewed 2009-12-19 l Last update on

Altered Assholes

Short Review

Are you the type to get a hard on when you see a freshly gaped asshole? If you answered yes then this is the site for you Altered Assholes provides members with some of the most intense anal scenes the porn industry has to offer. The site currently has 16 episodes up it's sleeves along with 10 photo galleries. Quite the humble collection though members also gain free access to the entire Meat Members network at no extra cost, keeping members entertained whilst waiting for new updates!

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  • Exclusivity: 0/5
  • Updates: 0/5
  • Originality: 0/10
  • Quality: 0/15
  • Speed: 0/15
  • Quantity: 0/15

As the title of the site suggests this site is specifically tailored for fans of hardcore anal banging which ends with the ladies tight buttholes being gaped wide open so I feel having used the word altered in their title was quite appropriate. The cast of ladies is quite diverse including Caucasian hotties, ebony babes, and hot Latinas. Standards of their models is pretty decent, they have even included a few well known pornstars such as Haley Paige and the beautiful Katja Kassin known for her awesome anal performances and that luscious round ass of hers. Overall the sex and the ladies are well above average so no issues here as far as eye candy goes.

The biggest disappointment when it comes to this site is the content numbers and updates. I do commend the developer's honesty by providing dates with their updates because most sites which have not been updated in a while usually take away the dates to leave members guessing. The site was first launched 4 years ago in late 2005 with the latest update having been uploaded mid way through 2006. So basically the site has not been updated in over 3 years now so I think it is pretty safe to say that the site has completely stopped on updates. The fact that there are only 16 episodes on offer is quite disheartening to say the very least, the only good news is that the episodes are exclusive to the site. Either way, knowing that anal porn comes by the dozen I found it quite surprising to see a site as small as this one.

Thankfully the quality of the content is quite decent and I categorize it above average. Members have the option of downloading or streaming the videos straight off the site in full scenes and seeing as some episodes can go for as long as 40 minutes it's nice to see that they have also included the option of short clips. Videos are available in both wmv and mpeg formats the mpegs being the highest in quality out of both of them. The mpegs clock in at 2200kbps @ 640x480 whilst the wmvs aren't far behind at 1500kbps @ 640x480. The resolutions may be pretty average but thanks to the decent kbps rate the videos still look nice if you were to blow them up to full screen.

10 out of the 16 episodes also come with high-res photos while the others only provide video captures. Obviously if you're looking for quality you'll want to stick with the high-res photos as we all know video captures aren't that great when it comes to clarity. Each of the photo sets comes with an average of 200 photos. These photos look great being clear and featuring rich vibrant colors. Also the photography work is top notch getting the best angles of the hot anal action. I would have to say that the only average part of the photos is that they are fairly average in dimensions measuring in at 640x480 pixels, they aren't tiny though I feel they could be bigger, at least they look great though.

So even though the site may not be brimming with content the good news is that members gain free access to the entire Meat Members network upon signing up. This network is made up of 57 exclusive sites with a whopping 29 thousand plus scenes. As you may have guessed the consistency in episode archives isn't that strong as you'll come across sites with massive collections while others are quite small like this one. Also you can expect to be feasting on quite the diverse buffet of porn with just about every mainstream and quite a few fetish sites in the mix to keep all sorts of porn lovers happy and entertained.

Nav, Design & Features

  • Design: 0/5
  • Navigation Ease: 0/10
  • Features: 0/10

Browsing on this site could have been a lot easier, there are times when things do get quite confusing, but once you've had the chance to use the site a fair bit it all becomes second nature, so take your time to figure out where everything is and making sure that you are viewing the actual Altered Asses content rather than the content on Meat Members as a whole. The first section members are taken to is the main members area for the entire Monster Members network where you can basically access all the content the entire network has up it's deep deep sleeves. To make your way to the actual Altered Assholes site you'll have to use the drop down menu situated within the top navigation menu and select the provided link.

The main members area for Altered Assholes includes the entire collection of videos and photos. See the thing which gets confusing is that both the videos and photo galleries are included in this collection and there's no real way in telling whether or not the link you are accessing is either a photo gallery or video. Either way once you are in the main media area of the content you have accessed you will either be presented with the download and streaming links for the various segments of the scene or the thumbnail gallery of the photo set. The photo sets are in flv format so you can only view them off the site and can only be downloaded if you have the right tools and programs, it would have been nice if they were a little more user-friendly with the downloading of pictures.

There are a bunch of search tools to help members narrow down their browsing though given the fact that there are only a handful of videos on this site and knowing they are all anal based porn some what makes these search tool unnecessary. What you can use it for is browsing through the content across the entire network. Members can search via category and media type and upon selecting your options the content within the main gallery will be switched with all the content that falls under your search options. Other than that there's the search by model's name tool which is basically a collection of alphabetically organized links found just below the top navigation menu.

That's pretty much all there is to say about the navigation of the site as you can probably tell it does get a little confusing at first. As for the site presentation, well I can safely say that the site and the network is quite eye catching and has a flashy fun look to it. The only thing I can complain about is that it does tend to look a little cluttered as the pages can look a little too busy for my liking but it isn't that bad I suppose. Overall I felt the navigation could be simplified as some members will get quite confused at first.



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As I said in my review the main and only short coming of this site is the small content numbers and the fact that it has not been updated in such a long time. As a stand alone anal site I would have to say that there are plenty out there which are far better than this one, but if you were to include the network which you also gain access to then I can say that it is definitely worth a look. Quality along with the models and hardcore anal action is quite decent, too bad it's a little small!

Pros & Cons

  • + Great anal scenes
  • + Hot and diverse cast
  • + Access to huge network
  • + All exclusive content
  • - Not enough content
  • - Has not been updated in a while
  • - Site can get confusing to browse