Reviewed 2009-07-17 l Last update on 2020-10-20
Assholes filled to the rim and stuffed with anything that will fit in is what you will get once you find your way to Ass Gonzo. These hot porn starlets come here to get ravaged, we're talking double penetration and vegetable stuffing techniques. They promise a daily updated network with exclusive high quality HD movies and tons of bonus features. Looks like there is plenty of backdoor action to satisfy any anal lover.
I think of porn more often than your average person, heh, after all it is my job. I have also seen my fare share of porn sites in just about every niche you can imagine and one thing that is prevalent in most of it, it's the story behind the action. A lot of people like the buildup and the sometimes not even close to believable storyline. Gonzo porn was basically created for the people that frankly don't give a shit about why someone is getting fucked. Gonzo is all about straight up sex and Ass Gonzo is all about straight up anal sex. So there you have it, if you are here is because you are tired of the extras and just want to see a good old fashioned ass pounding, you wont be let down.
There is some serious anal digging happening over at Ass Gonzo. The first thing I saw as I landed on the tour page was the semi-surprised, and fully aroused face of Valeria Hilton with her mouth shaped into an "O". As I scrolled down I realized it was because she was being impaled in the ass by a huge rod. This was a pattern for the rest of the tour except that instead of meaty dicks being stuffed, you can also find dildos, anal beads and even some salad fixings (no, not a lettuce head you pervs).
Currently there are 45 downloadable scenes available for Ass Gonzo and they average 25 to 30 minutes in length. Each episode comes with a matching set of high-res photos. The quality of the videos goes all the way up to HD for some of them and it really will depend on your connection speed. I downloaded a couple of full scenes with the broadband option and I was more than satisfied with the clear quality. I also downloaded some HD scenes and yes, the quality is superb but I like my anal porn fast but I suppose that depends on your speed.
One of the scenes I enjoyed the most was mainly because of the visual in the first picture I saw. The image was one of a cucumber being used as a dildo. It's not like it's never happened before but I was intrigued nonetheless. Hot and dirty Diana loves to have something stuffed in her ass she doesn't seem to mind what it is although when I see vegetables being stuffed in the nether regions, I can't help but think of thanksgiving turkeys unless its Diana the one doing it. Shes a hot blonde and she is working that cucumber so well that your dick will get envious. I can only imagine a warm creamy dressing for it and lucky me, that's just what she gets.
The design of the tour and members area of Ass Gonzo is very simple lacking any unnecessary bells and whistles. As soon as you get to the members area two column home page, you will find all the information available in plain laid out sections. Your latest update is at the top of the page with some screen caps and details of the scene. Below that are the previous updates in a thumbnail indexed left to right slider that can be arranged by Recent Episodes, Most Watched and High Rated. There is also a button labeled View All but that takes you to the Latest Reality Sites Updates which will include all other bonus sites so it can be a bit confusing. As you scroll further, you can read the Latest News of the network such as Staff Picks, Up and Cumming Stars and Review Ratings.
The left column is where the interesting features of the site are located. The top one is the Search functionality that allows you to find the content by entering keywords, name of the model or name of the site. It is very helpful if you take in consideration the size of the network you have access to with your membership. You also have customer oriented links that allows you to request episodes or if you want to provide feedback/request assistance through live help using a browser pop-up chat application. If you miss their office hours you are provided with contact information or you can leave a message with your email so they can reply to your concerns.
To get to see all the episodes of Ass Gonzo from the home page, there is a link in the box where your latest updates is. Once you get to a particular scene, all the viewing and downloading options are displayed on the right hand side. Your streaming options are listed first and you can either choose from clips or full scenes. Other features are the behind the scenes and the strip tease clip, this one is only available for streaming. After that you can select your speed and start viewing. Next you have the download options also separated into clips, full scene or behind the scenes. These are offered in WMV format.
Whenever you click on any episode or bonus content, these will be opened on a separate window so you always have the main page open. This is helpful since the view pages don't have the tabbed browser that allows you to surf around the site or view the bonus content. The bonus reality sites all share the same navigation, the only thing that will change is what's being displayed and the color scheme, other than that it's exactly the same.
There is plenty of anal pleasure as Ass Gonzo for it to be worth checking it out. The size of the Network that you gain access is a big perk and about 50% of the reason to join Ass Gonzo. One thing I would like is to see more updates. The network as a whole is updated regularly but if you are only here for the Ass Gonzo content, this is something to take into consideration.
