Assifications 1747 Assifications Assifications brings you anal content on a grand scale, the site offers an awesome library of hardcore anal scenes starring high caliber pornstars getting their poo holes slammed inside out.
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Reviewed 2008-07-01 l Last update on


Short Review

Assifications brings you anal content on a grand scale, the site offers an awesome library of hardcore anal scenes starring high caliber pornstars getting their poo holes slammed inside out! As a side dish, there's also an impressive collection of bonus DVD titles under a variety of niches, and a wealth of bonus sites to dig in to. Review Porn offers a special price for this site of $19.95, a great mark down from the original price of $29.95, yet another great reason to give the site a go.

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  • Exclusivity: 0/5
  • Updates: 0/5
  • Originality: 0/10
  • Quality: 0/15
  • Speed: 0/15
  • Quantity: 0/15

Assifications is still a fairly new site which was launched at the beginning of 2007. As you can guess by the site's title, it provides hardcore scenes related to the anal porn niche. Most of these scenes star well known pornstars, you'll notice some big names in the line up such as Hailey Paige, Lauren Pheonix, and Gia Paloma, so the content should appeal to pornstar fans as well. Currently the amount of scenes on offer isn't huge, as there are 38 scenes to choose from, but in all fairness the site is still fairly new.

As far as anal scenes go, the ones on this site are fairly standard involving hardcore anal penetration, though you wil also be treated to sticky facials, and ATM action. One of the more extreme scenes has Audry Hollander (notorious for her anal stretching ways) getting a full fist shoved up her butt hole, I also enjoyed the scenes where the models are all oiled up. For the most part the scenes run for a good 30 minutes or more, so you can expect to see some lengthy anal drilling going on.

All scenes are available to download in Wmv and Mpeg format, some of scenes have been split into short chapters, while others are only available in full scenes, I did find this a little unusual, as it would have been nice if they were all available in short scenes. Viewing quality does tend to waver a little through out the scenes, but usually they look pretty decent. The Mpeg format were highest in quality, this version clocks in at 1600kbps @ 352x240. Wmvs are encoded in 800kbps, roughly half of what the Mpegs are in, this version also comes in a resolution of 352x240, and although they don't look as great, they are still very viewable, and ideal for members on dial-up due to the smaller file size.

Members also have a great collection of quality picture galleries to sink their teeth into. Most of these galleries are counter parts of the videos, you'll notice the same pornstars, and the title of the scene is also included as a watermark on the photos, each gallery comes with approximately 110 images each. Don't get me wrong though, these images aren't screen captures as they look way too clear, and colorful. Apart from the great quality, they come in decent sizes of up to 1000x666px, though you may find that the dimensions may differ through the different picture galleries, but for the most part they're usually of decent size.

In addition to the anal scenes, there's loads of bonus full length DVD titles available for download. These DVDs are available in 19 different categories, ranging from big tits, ebony, fetishes, gay, pov, and young adults. If that doesn't do it for you then the bonus sites will, that's right there's even more content at your disposal. On signing up to Assifications, you effectively gain access to all 10 sites on the Elite Dollars network. Like this site, the bonus sites are also niche orientated, and are just as varied as the bonus DVDs, all this for the special price of just $19.95, now that's a deal that's just way too good to pass up.

Nav, Design & Features

  • Design: 0/5
  • Navigation Ease: 0/10
  • Features: 0/10

When you make it to the tour pages of this site, you'll be treated to an eyeful of sore looking asshole getting ploughed with thick cock. There are nice large pictures of the scenes on offer which star some of the more well known pornstars. You can also treat yourself to some free trailers if the pictures aren't doing it for you. Also the tour pages look awesome, with nice designs and a great brown color scheme which really suits the niche of the site.

Before you're taken to the main members area of Assification, you'll first be directed to the home page for the entire Elite Dollars network. From this page you can keep up to date on the latest news in regards to the network as a whole, view the latest movie uploads, take a sneak peek on upcoming updates, access the bonus DVDs, and of course access all of the 10 sites. The links for the 10 sites can be found towards the middle of the homepage, you'll also find the link to Assification among these.

Clicking on the link I mentioned above will prompt you to choose whether you wish to view the photo, or video galleries, choose your option within the drop down menu provided. The layout of the video galleries is simple, the episodes are organized on indexed pages going from newest to oldest. Each episode is presented by a single small thumbnail, this is essentially a link to the downloads page, below the thumbnail you'll find the date the video was uploaded. You'll notice that the image galleries are pretty much identical in set up to the video gallery, obviously though you aren't taken to a download section as you're directed to the main gallery.



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The site may not have a huge collection at the moment, but with updates on the horizon I'm sure we'll see the collection grow to a mammoth size, besides the content they do have at the moment is quite good. Although the site itself isn't huge, the network you gain access to for the small sum of $19.95 is HUGE!, you get access to 10 sites, loads of DVDs, and a wide variety of niche to choose from, now that is great value for money.

Pros & Cons

  • + special price
  • + Just $19.95 per month (save $10)
  • + Great anal scenes
  • + Stars gorgeous pornstars
  • + Videos look great
  • + Full access to 10 great sites
  • + Awesome value for money