Reviewed 2011-07-13 l Last update on 2020-09-27
Clean My Ass, among other things, focuses on the relatively rare porno act of a chick rimming a dude's butt. These hardcore scenes include blow jobs, pussy licking, straight sucking, and anal sex in addition to the rimming footage. The performers are Russian, the collection is small, and membership comes with free bonus access to about 40 bonus sites in two separate networks.
Clean My Ass has been around for about three years now, and I don't believe that the site was ever actively updated. There are just 15 scenes available here, each including a video averaging about an hour long as well as a set of digital still photos. Although the materials are not dated, my previous experience with this network tells me that these were probably all added at the same time and that no further updates were ever made the site. This is a very tiny collection that simply cannot stand on its own. Only the very large bonus package makes it worthy of consideration.
The scenes here have absolutely no plot or dialogue to speak of. They take place in typical bedroom and living room settings on beds and couches, and the scenes may be kicked off by a brief striptease were nothing more than a smile at the camera. The scenes offer approximately a 50/50 mix of one-on-one action and threesomes with two chicks and one lucky guy getting his ass rimmed.
While the materials here were probably pretty close to average in terms of quality when they were originally released several years ago, these days they really can't compete with new release materials on the major networks. Videos are offered at 720 x 528 pixels, 2200 kbps, but enlarging these tends to create some strange pixelization issues around the edges of objects as well as blurriness and graininess. The photos they are a little better and are 1280 pixels on the long side.
The tour pages for Clean My Ass offer very little factual information about the collection. About 10 of the 15 included scenes are reviewed on the tour pages, but there's nothing here to let you know just how small the collection is or the fact that it does not update.
The members area here is among the most plain and basic I can remember seeing in years. Scenes are displayed just two to a page and there are absolutely no search or sort tools at all. A tiny text menu at the top of the members area offers easy access to a list of models and the included bonus sites as well as customer support and some third-party ads and up sells, and that's pretty much the extent of what you'll find inside here.
In addition to the tiny collection and below average quality, the other major problem here is the decidedly user unfriendly options offered for accessing these flicks. Absolutely no full-length versions are available for any of the scenes. Instead, members must download between four and six separate pieces. Only WMV format is offered, at least it's available in several quality levels.
In the end, Clean My Ass just has far too many major problems to earn a hearty recommendation. If you are looking for female on male rimming, it's probably no surprise that this particular kind of action can be pretty difficult to find and even though it's just one small aspect of the site that alone may be enough to make it worth a look for you. Other than that, I don't think I'd bother here unless the overall network is very appealing to you.