Reviewed 2008-07-02 l Last update on 2020-10-19
Meat My Ass is an anal themed site which features pure hardcore fucking action with no gimmicks and no cheesy plots to get in the way of your favorite stars taking on huge cocks in all three holes! With a growing collection of exclusive anal smut plus access to tons more raunchy content in the large offering of third party feeds and bonus network sites, this is a gonzo style anal site you wont want to miss!
The anal craving babes at Meat My Ass are far from rookies when it comes to nasty fucking on film. With experienced horny pornstars like Rita Faltoyano, Kat, Sandra Romain, Bree Olsen, Leah Luv, Julie Knight, Carly Parker, Kelly Wells, Katja Kassin, Tory Lane, Mia Bangg, Flower Tucci and Dana DeArmond at the forefront and well hung studs ready to service their every need, the backdoor chemistry here is undeniable! The scenes get started right away with no boring plot or silly pickup to sit through, and in addition to the anal sex, youll also see plenty of dick sucking, pussy licking and twat pounding going on in these one-on-one encounters.
There are 55 updates available on the site currently, and it looks like new additions are made about once every two weeks, although this doesnt exactly seem to be set in stone since as much as a month can pass in between additions based on the date stamps I found here. The comparatively slow updates mean that this collection has remained somewhat smaller than a weekly updated site would be this far after its launch, but with several third party bonus sections as well as 11 other sites from the network available for the same price, the slower than average growth is more easily overlooked.
Its hard to say for certain, but the Meat My Ass scenes appear to be a mixture of mostly exclusive materials as well as a few scenes which may be taken from DVDs or other sources. The vast majority of the scenes contain both video and photo materials, and I strongly suspect that most of those without photo materials are not exclusive to the site, particularly since they are also considerably shorter on average than most of the rest and seem to have a different feel and style overall as well. Not counting these few short scenes which average just 5-7 minutes, the overall average running time for the Meat My Ass movies is around 25 minutes or so, and photo galleries contain upwards of 100 shots per scene.
When it comes to quality, I really have no complaints about Meat My Ass. The flicks here are DRM-free and are available at up to 640x480 pixels with a bitrate of around 1500 kbps, and I had no trouble viewing them at full screen with little to no noticeable quality loss. Photos range in size quite a bit from around 1500 to over 2100 pixels on the long side, but all appear clear and crisp with no major issues at all.
The mostly silver layout of the Meat My Ass tour pages is sleek and well designed. The streaming embedded Flash video trailers, good sized preview pictures and brief scene descriptions for over a dozen of the scenes plus dated update log and full list of all included network sites leaves no mystery about what youll receive as a member. Overall I thought they did just as good a job with the outside of the site as with the inside.
Though the members area seems perhaps slightly less modern than the tour pages in terms of the design, things are arranged nicely and the collection is fairly simple to navigate. Most of the major navigation functions of the site are found on the left side of the main members area page in a plain text menu. From here, you can go to the main members section which is a network hub for all 12 included sites, or you can stick to navigating the sites individually by clicking on the direct link for each in the menu. While you are on the network hub or an individual sites page, you have several menu options available such as the most recent and upcoming updates, top rated and most popular scenes as determined by other members, user-submitted scene reviews, an email contact form for special requests, third party bonus content and a full list of all available scenes. There is also a section for live webcams, but this is essentially just an ad for a third party service.
While there are plenty of sections to explore and I appreciate the amount of info given about each scene including a date stamp, video running time, number of photos, the models name and a scene description, the search and sort features leave a little something to be desired in my opinion. The only way to search or sort the collection at all is via the model search found on the main menu. As far as I can tell, there is no way to get this feature to return results only from one network site. Instead, you get a full list of every scene a model has been in when you select her name from the drop down menu, or you can view all models whose name begins with a certain letter. This can be helpful if you want to find your favorite starlet, but finding a scene which contains a certain type of action can be more of a challenge.
While viewing the scene list or model search results, the scenes are displayed with a single preview picture to represent them as well as the models name and date stamp. Each scene has its own page where you can access the video footage and the photos if available. The site doesnt offer particularly extensive viewing options, but I was more than pleased with the choices available. Both WMV and MPEG video formats are available, although the MPEG option is offered only in a single quality level, 352x240 pixels, 800 kbps, and in full length files. Those opting for WMV format have more to choose from with three different quality levels for full length as well as split pieces in the highest available quality level. Photo fans should be pleased to see a downloadable ZIP file option in addition to the standard thumbnail picture galleries.
Big name pornstars and hardcore anal action is the name of the game here at meatmyass.com, so if this is the kind of nasty action you're after, I highly recommend checking this site out. The large bonus package is just icing on the cake for this mostly exclusive collection, and even the slower than average updates for Meat My Ass itself are easily overlooked due to the sheer volume of bonus smut available here!
