Monster Cock Madness
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Monster Cock Madness

Reviewed 2011-10-04 l Last update on

Monster Cock Madness

Short Review

Monster Cock Madness offers a mishmash collection of exclusive scenes, nonexclusive scenes, DVD action, and even retro smut, all featuring big fat cocks. This is a hardcore site where you can see women ranging from teens to MILFs who love big dicks. Membership includes free bonus access to 10 additional sites in the Hardcore Doorway network.

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Content

0/65
  • Exclusivity: 0/5
  • Updates: 0/5
  • Originality: 0/10
  • Quality: 0/15
  • Speed: 0/15
  • Quantity: 0/15

Despite having been online for nearly a decade, Monster Cock Madness is a tiny site with just 16 videos, and the information in the members area here indicates that nothing new has been added in nearly 3 1/2 years. Although the inclusion of the rest of the Hardcore Doorway network helps to add some value to the cost of membership, I should point out that most of the other sites in this network don't fare much better than this one when it comes to updates, size, and quality.

The collection here appears to be taken from many different sources. I believe at least a small portion of these themes are exclusive to this site, but the rest come from various DVD releases and even some classic retro porn titles from back in the day starring big dick legend John Holmes. Some of the scenes have a bit of a storyline and dialogue, others are pure action.

The quality level here leaves a lot to be desired. Each flick I downloaded came at a maximum quality level of 320 x 240 pixels with bitrates in the 1000 kbps range. These are often grainy, blurry, and washed out.

Nav, Design & Features

0/25
  • Design: 0/5
  • Navigation Ease: 0/10
  • Features: 0/10

The tour pages for Monster Cock Madness are among the least informative I can remember seeing. The site shows some small, nonspecific preview images and has lots of flashy text bragging about the goods you'll supposedly find inside, but there's really no substance here. The tour doesn't let you know how many scenes you'll get, and the vast majority of the performers I saw on the tour simply don't appear at Monster Cock Madness. If I signed up after checking out these pages, I would definitely feel extremely misled.

The members area for the site is found within the Hardcore Doorway network. A drop-down menu on the side of the page will get you to any of the 11 individual collections that are included with membership. Neither the network as a whole nor the individual collections offer any sort of search or navigation tools beyond this.

The exact options for accessing each click here Very, but most are offered only in split pieces with no full-length version available. You can typically download these clips in your choice of WMV or MPEG formats in a couple of different quality levels.

Cost

0/10

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Conclusion

Monster Cock Madness is trying to compete in a very popular category of porn with lots of excellent sites. With its tiny collection, lack of updates, nonexclusive materials, lack of streaming options, and far below average quality, I just can't think of a single area where this site stands out. Porn fans interested in joining a collection dedicated to hardcore action with big cocks are probably better off looking elsewhere.

Pros & Cons

  • + Some exclusive big dick scenes
  • + Bonus sites
  • - No updates in years
  • - Very tiny collection
  • - Quality ranges from bad to terrible