Reviewed 2009-10-19 l Last update on 2023-08-26
Scary Big Dicks is brought to you by the Hustler network and features sexy young hotties taking on massive schlongs belonging to well known male porn stars like Evan Stone and Billy Glide. This is a 100% hardcore collection shot in a reality style, and membership comes with bonus access to over 20 additional collections from Hustler.
I've never been a fan of the idea of creating an entire porn site around a DVD series, but if you're going to do it you should at least have a decent network backing it up. That's exactly what's happening here at Scary Big Dicks. With around 24 half-hour DVD scenes available so far and a new title with four or five scenes released to the site each month, there are around five or six DVD titles worth of scenes so far. That's really all the site has to offer on its own. The rest of the Hustler network should probably provide lots of interesting scenes to most hardcore porn fans, but the majority of the collection is not specifically focused on large cocks like Scary Big Dicks is.
The Scary Big Dicks scenes are filmed in a reality style with pickup action at the beginning. This usually involves a couple of guys scouting out a park, mall, or roadside for hot chicks. Predictably, it's easy enough to talk the gals and coming back home for some sexual fine as soon as money is mentioned. From the air, these play out like typical hardcore scenes with blow jobs, pussy licking, straight fucking, anal, and more.
The quality of the flicks here a Scary Big Dicks is about what you would expect from videos taken from DVDs. You can download them in WMV format at up to 852 x 480 pixels, 2000 kbps. These aren't exactly HD, but they look pretty nice and can even be enlarged some without losing any noticeable quality. Streaming is also available for each video in your choice of WMV, Flash, or MPEG formats.
The Scary Big Dick tour pages are brightly colored and look very nice, and there are plenty of chances to view preview images and watch streaming video trailers. Like most tours, it's short on factual information. The facts you do see here seem to apply more to the Hustler network and to this site in particular, so overall I'd like to see more details available here.
The members area for Scary Big Dicks is found within the Hustler network, and the big Dick seemed collection has its own section here. Some of the most recent scenes are listed on the page you'll see when entering, and all you have to do from here is quick to go to the scenes page or you can access the video. On the left side of the page, you'll see a series of menus and navigation tools. You can click on certain categories, or select a DVD title or model name from drop-down menus. There is also an activity search. The activity search finds things like group sex, oral sex, shaving, high heels, redhead, and schoolgirl. At the top of the page is a different navigation menu or you can access the network's pictures and videos, a photographic model index, a list of included sites, and customer support.
Each Scary Big Dicks video will begin playing in Flash format when you visit the scene's page. These are all offered in full-length files only. You can opt to download or stream the flick in one of the other available Formats using the controls just below the streaming window.
I wouldn't even give Scary Big Dicks a second look on its own, but it's an OK deal as part of the Hustler network. It won't be winning any awards for best big dick porn site any time soon, and I don't think I'd join up here just to get access to this collection, but if you're already considering the network anyway then it's worth a look as part of the package.
