Reviewed 2010-02-14 l Last update on 2023-08-26
Dildo Machine Sex is a small site that is part of a large network. The collection here features solo scenes where horny women play with all kinds of crazy sex machines. You'll see the familiar Sybian machine here as well as several other freaky devices that are designed to thrust a dildo while the cutie moans in pleasure. Membership to the site includes free access to several large toy and insertion themed sites as well as some third-party bonus materials.
Although I am not 100% certain, my best guess is that the Dildo Machine Sex materials are a mixture of exclusive and some non-exclusive scenes. The site seems to have launched and stopped updating, all within the span of a year or so. There are a total of 51 videos available, and updates stopped in January of 2009. While most of the scenes include a video and a set of screen capture images only, around 15 or 20 of the scenes come with a set of digital still photos as well.
The scenes here are very straightforward. They typically start off with a brief interview with the model before getting down to business. As I mentioned, there are a few different machines featured here. The well-known Sybian machine makes several appearances, and for those who haven't seen it before, this is a sort of the saddle-like machine that has a rubbery part to insert and a nubby part that vibrates and tickles the clit. The other machines, though they may look a bit different from each other, essentially operate the same way by thrusting a dildo stuck on the end of a pole.
At a top quality level of 640 x 480 pixels, 2000 kbps, these are a bit behind the times when compared to new release materials. Furthermore, the flicks aren't always very crisp were clear. Slightly insufficient lighting and incorrect color balance issues are also present. The photos are a bit more consistent in quality, and even the screen captures look far better than most images of this type.
There's quite a bit of bonus content here, and even though only a tiny bit of it specifically features of sex machines, I think there's a good chance that there would be some overlap in interest in the other genres. Massive toys, weird insertions, and extreme sex are the staples of this network.
The tour pages here are done in an almost blinding shade of hot pink and feature small and medium sized preview images and downloadable video trailers for several of the available scenes. Although there aren't a lot of specific promises made about what members will find inside, I did notice that the sign-up page mentions weekly updates, something that hasn't actually been happening here in almost a year.
The four most recent scenes added to the site are listed on the main page with direct links to access the video and image materials for each. A link to the full archive is available on the main menu near the top of the page. Also available on this menu are links to some bonus videos, the bonus package consisting of in-network sites and third-party feeds, and a favorites tool so that you can save the top scenes for later viewing. You can sort the archive by date, name, rating, and number of views. The amount of info for each scene on the listing pages is very limited.
The options for downloading and accessing the materials here are sufficient, but expanding them a bit would certainly be an improvement. The photos are offered for viewing in basic thumbnail galleries or for download in ZIP files while the flicks may be downloaded in split or full-length files in your choice of WMV or MPEG formats.
Dildo Machine Sex is a pretty mediocre site that's competing in a small genre dominated by a couple of big players. There are some OK machine sex scenes here, and the bonus materials add a lot of value, but there's just too much missing here. If the overall network is appealing, then by all means check it out, but I think most machine sex fans will want to keep looking.
