Reviewed 2010-06-08 l Last update on 2019-11-16
Freak Fuckers is a totally bizarre site that seems to be some kind of weird mashup of porn and B-grade horror movies. You'll see pornstars fucking swamp creatures, and seemingly normal men and women who have dicks and pussies in places they don't belong. Even Santa Claus and his sexy elves get in on the weird hardcore action. The site is part of the Reality Gang network which all comes together as a package for one monthly price.
I've seen some pretty strange and obviously fake stuff being passed off as real in the porn world, so I appreciate the spirit of the people behind Freak Fuckers who don't insult my intelligence by trying to pass off a man with penises for arms or a woman with a pussy for a mouth as legitimate. In fact, despite the fact that the site is part of the Reality Gang network, reality and realism seemed to be the least important factors here. This one is all about over-the-top and wacky scenarios involving all kinds of naughty prosthetic genitalia and strange costumes.
Freak Fuckers has only been around for about three or four months to the best of my knowledge, and the collection is quite small at just 10 video/photo combo scenes. Nothing is dated, and I would guess that this site probably won't be updating with any regularity if at all. The site is very unique and gimmicky, and those types of collections rarely seem to actively update for long in my experience.
Each scene runs about 15 or 20 minutes long. This gives enough time for a plot and dialogue to set the freaky scene with plenty of time left over for the bizarre sex action. At 1280 x 720 pixels, 3100 kbps, the flicks here are crisp, clear, and nice. You should have no trouble viewing them in full screen with no noticeable quality loss, and the matching photo sets look good as well at a size of over 1000 pixels on the long side.
If you find yourself wondering what a chick with a pussy for a mouth or a man with dicks for arms looks like, a quick glance at the Freak Fuckers tour pages are sure to satisfy your curiosity. Although they don't tell you just how small the collection is, this tour will leave no mystery about just how freaky these performers and scenes really are.
Logging into the site puts you in the middle of the Reality Gang network. You can select any of the individual network sites from a menu on the left-hand side of the page. The network also offers a basic keyword search box and additional navigation tools that allow you to sort the episodes by date, rating, or alphabetical order. A model index is provided, but it's extremely basic. All you can really do is view a list of all of the featured models in alphabetical order. There's no way to search for certain kinds of models.
The image sets here are offered in basic thumbnail galleries and can also be downloaded in ZIP files. I thought they could've added a few additional options for accessing the Freak Fuckers movies. These flicks are offered only in downloadable WMV and streaming Flash formats.
Freak Fuckers is a very unique site, no doubt about it. They aren't the first to dress pornstars up like Santa or a swamp monster, but some of the stuff they do here is truly bizarre and unlike anything else I've ever seen in porn. With such a small collection at an above average price, this one definitely has a shelf life on its own. Luckily, the large Reality Gang bonus package means that it might be worth sticking around this one for a bit even after you've seen all that Freak Fuckers offers.
