Reviewed 2011-11-19 l Last update on 2023-08-25
Panda Fuck is a brand-new site on the scene, and let me tell you, this one is pretty unusual! Here at this 100% exclusive site, you can access a small collection of scenes that feature a larger-than-life panda bear with a giant dick who loves to have sex with hot, barely legal babes. This one is pretty out there, so let's go inside and find out exactly what they're all about
Panda Fuck just launched in November of 2011, and so far the collection is pretty small at 13 video/photo combo scenes. None of the materials are dated, so I'm not sure how often updates are being made or if they are even being made at all. On a novelty site like this, I think there's a good chance that the collection will remain small or update very slowly, but only time will tell. Luckily, members get access to seven additional sites in the network with anywhere from a handful to over 350 each. Although none of the other sites feature panda sex, there's still quite a bit of fun smut to see here.
Each Panda Fuck scene has some sort of seemed to set the stage for the action. For example, I saw one horny young lady practicing her lap dancing skills on her stuffed panda before he suddenly came alive with licensed. In another, a cute brunette in a skimpy nurses costume ministers to a sick panda before giving him some sweet, sweet loving. All of these scenarios are essentially acted out wordlessly in a sort of pantomime fashion, perhaps because the girls seem to be mostly Eastern European and probably don't speak English. The panda uses his inhumanly large penis to fuck the girls, and sometimes they masturbate while he watches.
I was very impressed with the quality level of the materials found here at Panda Fuck. Each video is offered in multiple formats and quality levels going up to 1280 x 720 pixels with bitrates topping 3800 kbps and 50 frames per second. These are obviously professionally shot porn flicks with excellent lighting and vivid, lifelike colors. The photos aren't quite as polished in nature but still look pretty nice and make an excellent accompaniment to the flicks.
Panda Fuck offers a very basic members area with a homepage, a video section, list of models, and a link to a list of the included bonus sites. The bonus sites can also be accessed via an animated banner near the menu section of the first area.
While there aren't really any search or navigation features here to speak of, the site covers a lot of ground when it comes to the access options. Flash streaming is provided in two different quality levels, and there are multiple quality levels provided for those who want to access the materials on their Windows computer, Mac computer or Apple TV, or portable device like iPad, iPhone, or Android tablet. Photo sets may be viewed in thumbnail galleries or downloaded in ZIP files.
Panda Fuck definitely isn't a site that's taking itself too seriously, and I don't mean that in a bad way. This is a fun and funky site that features some sexy barely legal gals from Eastern Europe, and even if the collection is a bit small, the bonus package helps out a lot in that area. Only time will tell if this will be an ongoing and updating collection, but I think the overall network is worth a join already.