Reviewed 2011-07-30 l Last update on 2020-09-27
Slime Wave, in its own words, is fake, fun, and fantasy. Here at this exclusive site, you'll see gorgeous pornstars sucking giant fake dicks in a gloryhole style setting before getting blasted with a creamy white substance that looks like a cross between jizz and a certain dessert item that Bill Cosby used to advertise on TV. These high-quality scenes definitely have aspects of facials, bukkake, and WAM or wet and messy fun. Membership includes free access to the rest of the Tainster network.
The action here at Slime Wade is, well, a bit hard to describe. Perhaps the best way to get a good idea just exactly what's going on here is to check out the sites. Extensive preview tour pages. Basically, the idea here is that a sexy European pornstar goes into a bathroom, notices a glory hole, and decides to suck a big fat cock. From there, things turn quite wacky. These gals get covered with so much jizz that it looks like they're trying to shower in the stuff, and it goes just about everywhere including their faces, tits, asses, and everywhere else. The gals remain fully or at least mostly closed throughout the scenes, and their outfits are a sticky wetness by the end. I have seen a few other sites that feature fake, and giant fake dicks, but I've never seen it done quite like this before.
All of the scenes here were produced by Stacy Silver Entertainment, but they appear to be exclusive to this site and not just scenes that were taken from DVD releases. There are 42 flicks available here so far, each averaging about 20 minutes each. Each is accompanied by a set of matching digital still photos. Dates on recent releases show that new updates are being made every 2 to 5 days.
Quality is definitely one area where Slime Wave stands out. These flicks are available in an HD quality level of 1920 x 1080 pixels, 7000 kbps. Simply put, these look stunning. You should have no trouble viewing them in full-screen mode on even the largest monitors. Sound, lighting, color balance, and camerawork are all top notch, but some viewers may be distracted by the repetitive techno music that provides the background noise for each of these vids.
Slime Wave, like the other sites in the Tainster network, offers a completely transparent tour that allows potential members to preview the entire collection including all content updates and extra sections of the site. There's no mystery about what's included with your membership here!
The members' area looks nice and is easy to use. You can browse all of the included sites from within a central members' area, and the network provides a basic keyword search box and some additional search tools to help you search the overall network collection or the collection of a particular site. There are specialized search options for the video and photos sections as well as a separate DVD listing. The keyword search is probably the most helpful of these tools, but some members may find some value in being able to sort the collection by studio as well.
Although the file format options available here for the videos are not expensive, I was pleased with the consistency of what's offered and everything is easy to use. The flicks are available for download in MP4 format in your choice of a few different quality levels and are also available in either full-length files or clips. A streaming option is provided in Flash format and is also available at multiple quality levels. The photos sets are available to download in ZIP files as well as to view in basic thumbnail galleries.
Slime Wave is definitely a highly specialized and very unusual site that may have somewhat limited appeal to the average porn fan, but those who enjoy European performers, wet and messy action, or just watching a sexy babe go crazy on a dildo may find these scenes a bit more titillating than you might imagine based on the description. The Euro currency based pricing makes this one a bit expensive, but the overall network is certainly worth the asking price.