Reviewed 2013-08-21 l Last update on 2023-08-23
With a title like this you usually know what you are going to get. So, Cum Covered Blondes offers us a set of exclusive videos starring sexy blonde babes and a whole load of jizz. It's all about bukkake and creampie here, with a collection of movies you can download and stream and then, possibly, access to 12 sites in a network. That's why the membership fee is on the high side, but bonus content is included. However, there are a few negatives to consider: read on to find out what they are.
You start off on a home page that shows you what I assume is the most recent content additions. These are full DVDs, by the looks of things, and they come with a release year as their date. They are also produced by John Thompson who seems to have a bit of a passion for this kind of fetish content. Therefore he knows what he is doing and you've certainly got a lot of facials and jizz-fetish scenes to view.
There is a menu to the left that shows Videos 266 which is a content count for the scenes. These look like they come from the DVDs, at least some of them do, and they were produced from 2008 up to 2013. They come with some basic details and linked category words, runtimes, streams and downloads.
Looking at the technical stuff I found streams in Flash at 896 x 504 at 1,500k, and then 672 x 378 @ 1,000. The downloads were all Mp4 with no other choice of file type, and there were resolutions such as 1,700 kbps @ 640 x 480, though the recent DVDs had a choice of three qualities. One main problem I could see was that these were full DVDs only, and there were no clips. Even the scenes produced some big files, especially the higher quality versions, and so a high quality, full length DVD in one download was coming out at 3Gb in size. Great if you can manage such a thing, and were told there is no download limit. But a very large file if you are not on broadband.
But the quality of what you get is good, in terms of resolutions and filmmaking. Good shoots, literally, and good models. There are high quality scenes to view and most stay on the theme of a girl getting a face full of cum, and a blonde girl at that. But not all; the title is a bit misleading as some of your scenes don't contain any blondes, but they usually do contain some kind of cum play and jizz action, plus your more standard hardcore moments and some very sexy models.
In that respect the bulk of your main content is what you were hoping for and expecting, so the tour treats you well in terms of promises. As for other content in the members' area, there were 907 free clips, various subjects, various kinds of action, and available for download in WMV format in small files. There is a link to 191 Streaming scenes, which are some of the bukkake moments set out in a separate area. There were 171 erotic stores on various themes and then a set of bonus images. These are not on the theme of the site, not all at any rate, and they were set out in six areas. These are non-exclusive images and I've seen them before. There is one section called Fuckfests and Cum with 14,695 images listed, but it holds all kinds of hardcore shots.
On to the Bonus Content and I found 12,511 DVDs listed, all with their own number of component scenes. And then there's an area called Hot Sites which lists the other sites in the GigaPorn Network. I was able to access these with my membership though the join page at Cum Covered Blondes didn't say that I was going to be able to (and I had access for reviewing purposes), so that's something to check out when you sign up. There's loads of content here already and the possibility of even more hot fetish action if you can access those other sites.
The top menu in your membership area lets you filter the scene by what can be downloaded and what can be streamed, or you can start at the home page and browse through that way. It's an easy enough site to navigate and gave me no troubles. What I found really handy were the search and sort options in the video viewing areas. You can arrange the content in ten different fields, like date and description, producer etc. And then you can arrange it by category, and that is a long list.
There are also options where you can change the way the index pages look with different views: List, Details, Compact and Cover view, so that's neat. And index pages are clearly numbered and loaded up nice and fast
There are also menu areas for Sex Chat which opens a new window and leads so some ideas for cam sites to go and see and join, and the Hot Sites page lists the GigaPorn site which all open in new windows as well. You can add content to a favourites area and that is found in your top menu next to your logout button. Help and support links are also available and you should be able to find everything you need nice and easily.
Not all of the scenes concern blondes at Cum Covered Blondes and you do have to trawl around to find the girls and moments you saw on the tour. I am still confused about the possibility of bonus sites, but I am also overwhelmed by the sheer amount of porn that is available here, both exclusive and non-excusive. You certainly get a lot of videos for your membership fee, though not a lot of related images and no great news about updates.
