Reviewed 2011-10-05 l Last update on 2023-08-26
If you couldn't guess from the title, Sexy Suck Jobs is a collection of videos featuring that perennial porno favorite, blow job action! This site offers one-on-one blow job scenes starring well-known porn performers like Ava Devine and Nautica Thorn, and membership includes free bonus access to 10 other collections in the Hardcore Doorway network. The BJ category has some very stiff competition, so let's go inside and find out how Sexy Suck Jobs stacks up.
The collection here at Sexy Suck Jobs is on the small side at just 46 videos. According to the information inside the members area, nothing new has been added to this collection in over 2 1/2 years. The materials appear to be nonexclusive and are definitely on the older side since I saw some pornstars here that are no longer performing. The bonus package here consists of 10 others similar sites in the network, and the overall network sees at least one or two new updates each week.
The scenes here don't necessarily follow any particular pattern. Some of them have a little bit of a plot, such as Ava Devine as a sexy nurse who needs to collect a semen sample from a well hung black patient or Nautica Thorn as a distressed neighbor from down the street who just needs someone to talk to and a hard dick to suck. Some of the other videos seem to feature the BJ action from a regular full-length hardcore scene, and these videos jump straight into the middle of the action. Most of the scenes feature one guy and one porn star, but a few of these are three some scenes with two chicks on one cock. Each suck job ends with a facial, swallowing, or even some cum swapping in the case of the two gal scenes.
No matter the scenario that's going on in these blow job videos, the quality here just isn't good. Each of these flicks is available at just 320 x 240 pixels with bitrates in the 350 K bps range. These would have been below average in quality five years ago and they certainly can't compete now. Enlarging much at all causes significant quality loss, and the audio can be distorted as well. Some of the flicks also have strange editing issues and cut away from the action at random times.
The mostly white and pink tour pages for Sexy Suck Jobs leave a lot to be desired when it comes to informing potential members of just what a membership here includes. There are lots of small preview images and general text letting you know that you'll be seeing teens, Asians, and porn stars sucking Dick, but they don't tell you the size of the site and they certainly don't fill you in on the fact that it's no longer updating.
When you login to the site, you'll find yourself on the main members area page for the Hardcore Doorway network. A drop-down menu on the side of the page provides direct access to each of the 11 individual collections included in the network. There aren't really any search or navigation tools beyond this. You can't search the individual sites or the network as a whole for things like keywords or certain performers.
Each video here is offered for streaming in a low-quality flash format and is also available for download in a low-quality WMV format. There are no additional format or quality options.
Sexy Suck Jobs is a site that would essentially need a complete and total makeover to even hope to compete in the blow job porn category. The collection is small, nonexclusive, and poor in quality. Even the members area needs work with its overly simple design and lack of navigation and search features. Unfortunately, when it comes to Sexy Suck Jobs, I have to recommend that you look elsewhere for your dick sucking smut.
