Lube My Tits
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Our total rating: 0/10001

Lube My Tits

Reviewed 2008-11-18 l Last update on

Lube My Tits

Short Review

Lube My Tits brings you the bustiest porn stars around and smothers their big juicy lemons with body oil or lube to make them look like big shiny bags of fun! The site currently has a humble collection of 20 hardcore videos starring busty ladies which are all 100% exclusive to this very site. In addition the site also offers 5 photo sets and a ton of bonus content which spans across the Pornstar Network. Big tit fans are up for quite the shiny delight here come check this one out!

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Content

0/65
  • Exclusivity: 0/5
  • Updates: 0/5
  • Originality: 0/10
  • Quality: 0/15
  • Speed: 0/15
  • Quantity: 0/15

There's nothing quite more hypnotizing then a pair of oiled titties, and not just any titties but massive ones, the type that could give you whip lash if they whacked you across the face. The episodes on offer are so damn arousing, especially once all the hardcore fucking commences and we get to watch the lovely ladies titties do a shiny little dance for us as they bounce around the joint as they get their holes rammed. All the content available on Lube My Tits was developed by the porn company "Elegant Angel" and they've only starred the bustiest most attractive porn stars on the circuit. A few big star names that may sound familiar include Eva Angelina, Gia Paloma, Angel Dark, and of course what would a big tit site be without the incredibly stacked Gianna Micheals.

So obviously you know the content contains big tits and oil, but what do the horny individuals actually get up to in the episodes I hear you ask? Well other than the big tits category the episodes are essentially general hardcore, I did come across a threesome scene which looked pretty damn hot and I'm sure in future updates they'll mix things up a little more. The episodes feature anal fucking, a generous amount of brutal deep throats, and there were quite a few where the couples fuck in jacuzzi's. To put it simply the episodes are as hot as can get so no need to worry about the hardcore factor here all you gonzo fans.

At the moment the site doesn't have the biggest collection of episodes on offer though it looks as though it's a fairly new site. Though don't take my word for it because unfortunately they haven't included any date logs on their updates, but here's guessing that it's new as the other sites on the Pornstar Network are fairly large and are updated quite regularly so this is probably one of the newest additions to the awesome network. There isn't any information on future updates as well, but as I said it's pretty safe to say that we haven't seen the last of these too hot to handle episodes just yet.

Episodes run for a good 30 minutes each and can be downloaded or streamed straight off the site. The downloadable videos aren't held back by any DRM restrictions so you don't have to worry about deleting them off your computer after a certain amount of time as they're as good as yours to keep. Videos come in two formats being wmv and mpeg both of which come in different encoding rates. The wmvs are a lot higher in quality coming in an impressive video bit rate of (2000kbps @ 720x480), the mpeg version is more suited for members who are on slow connections, although lower in encoding rate they're still a decent watch clocking in at (1000kbps @ 420x360). All episodes are available to download in both full scenes and short segments to keep member's download options varied and convenient.

Photo content is also available on Lube My Tits though it's a big of a mix. Only 5 of the episodes on offer come with proper photo content while the rest only include screen shots which are fairly mediocre but I'm sure you all know what the deal is when it comes to screen shots. Unfortunately the proper photos aren't the best I've seen around, they are a little too small for my liking measuring in at (720x480) hardly covering up the entire screen. To be fair though they are quite colorful and relatively clear, though there's definitely some room left for tweaking when it comes to the photo content. But hey, with perfectly good, high quality videos available for members who's complaining right?

Even though this big tit porn site may not be massive just yet members have a shit load of bonus content to keep themselves entertained as the updates roll in. See Lube My Tits is part of the Pornstar Network which is well renowned for providing high quality porn on a grand scale. The network is made up of 50! Sites all of which get updated, and all of which offer content on par in quality with the content on this site. The network is very well rounded when it comes to categories ranging from big name pornstar's official sites, popular categories such as hardcore and teens, to more kinkier stuff squirting. All in all it's a very solid network and just to give you a brief insight on how numbers look there's over 7000 scenes, and over 800 photo sets!

Nav, Design & Features

0/25
  • Design: 0/5
  • Navigation Ease: 0/10
  • Features: 0/10

You best cover your keyboard with plastic because once you hit the tour pages for Lube My Tits you'll more than likely drool all over it from all the mouth watering shiny titties attached to some of the most attractive women. Seriously though the tour pages will make people sign-up left right and center so they're obviously doing their job right. The tours are made up of a few pages each one containing tantalizing sample shots taken from the various episodes on offer, they've even included free samples which are sure to seal the deal. Overall I felt the tours will do an awesome job on catching on looker's attention, and with a great collection to back up the tours it's a pretty safe join.

Before you are taken to the main members area of Lube My Tits members are taken to the homepage for the entire Pornstar Network. From here you can check out all the stats on the 50 plus sites in regards to content numbers, and keep up to date on all the latest updates across the entire network. You can also easily make your way around the network by using the links provided for each of the individual sites and proceed to download all the content available across the entire network. Making your way to the Lube My Tits site is as easy as using the banner link which is conveniently placed under the navigation menu.

Once you've loaded up the homepage for Lube My Tits you are welcomed by a pair of succulent looking jugs along with the site's logo. Above the top banner there are a few links which will allow you to navigate your way back to the Pornstar Network home page, book mark your favorite episodes, and make your way to the bonus sites section. The main members area for Lube My Tits is very basic including thumbnail links and information on the 4 latest updates, along with a members poll asking them what kind of titties they like. There are a few advertisements on the homepage which I wasn't too fond of, but you probably won't find yourself on this page for too long as you'll want to make your way to the main content archive.

To make your way to the episode archive you'll have to utilize the link found within the top navigation menu marked "videos" doing so will take you to the archive which is currently made of 4 indexed pages including up to 6 episodes per page which have been organized from latest to oldest. Upon scrolling down these pages you'll come across sample pictures and detailed descriptions for each of the episodes. Next to the sample pictures is where you'll find the links for all the different types of media the episode has on offer, including the high quality videos, low quality videos, and photo sets/screen shots.

Downloading is fairly straight forward, all you have to do is choose whether you wish to download the entire episode or the full scene, afterwards simply click on the download links provided and your download should automatically start. The picture galleries are pretty standard so if you've ever browsed a photo gallery on the net before then you'll have no troubles using these ones. The only feature which did stand out is that members have the option of downloading entire photo sets in a single zip file, very convenient if members want to view their galleries offline. There's not much else to be said about the site other than the site presentation is top notch. You can tell it's quite the new site as the designs are modern, not only does it look nice but everything is nicely spaced out eliminating that cluttered feel you get on some other sites. All in all the site presentation, and ease of navigation gets my approval.

Cost

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Conclusion

Lube My Tits is a definite must see for members who love their massive jugs, and making them shiny with oil is just a bonus! The videos look gorgeous and even though there's only a handful of episodes, in time the site will become much larger with updates, lucky there's a massive network to back it up to keep members busy. The only let down were the average photo sets but like I said with high quality videos and a seemingly endless supply of bonus content who's going to complain?!

Pros & Cons

  • + Big shiny tits
  • + Popular pornstars
  • + Videos look great
  • + All exclusive
  • + Access to a massive network
  • + Site looks very nice
  • + Regular updates