Meat Melons
Meat Melons 1503 Meat Melons Meat Melons brings you the biggest, juiciest titties they could find, and feature them in gorgeous HD quality videos, for members to drool over.
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Meat Melons

Reviewed 2008-07-01 l Last update on

Meat Melons

Short Review

Meat Melons brings you the biggest, juiciest titties they could find, and feature them in gorgeous HD quality videos, for members to drool over. The site offers a nice little collection of exclusive episodes, starring luscious bra busting ladies, getting slammed for all the world to see. Members can also indulge in an equally impressive collection of high-res photo content, if quality is king for you, then I strongly suggest you give Meat Melons a go.

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  • Exclusivity: 0/5
  • Updates: 0/5
  • Originality: 0/10
  • Quality: 0/15
  • Speed: 0/15
  • Quantity: 0/15

If you aren't content with perky tits, then you have come to the right place my friend. Because on Meat Melons, you'll only ever find titties which are more then a handful. This site is brought to you by the Exclusive Porn Pass, an awesome porn network which specializes on HD porn. Currently the library of videos on offer is a little small, but in all fairness the site is still fairly new, as it was only released earlier this year.

For the most part the scenes are straight hardcore, so you can forget about corny story lines, as it's intense fucking from the get go. You'll see the ladies involved in tit fucking, anal penetration, blow jobs, and many more hardcore activities. Most of the ladies also get their titties oiled up at the start of the scene, making them look like big shiny...meat melons I guess. I didn't recognize and of the models, but by the way they look, and fuck I'm sure they're no rookies. One thing the site can improve on is the variety of women, as most of the models are blonde, one thing's for sure though, they're all deliciously hot.

All up there are only 8 scenes on offer, these run for roughly 30 minutes each, so at least they aren't short. The videos are available to stream and download in full scenes, which have been encoded in Wmv format. The higher quality videos can get quite big, sometimes reaching upwards of 800MBs, luckily there are lower quality versions included to make life easier for members on slower internet connections. As far as quality goes, you can't get much better than this guys, the scenes are available in HD quality, and look absolutely stunning. Here are the different encoding rates and resolutions for the various qualities.

HD Quality - 4200kbps @ 1290x720
DVD Quality - 1500kbps @ 852x480
High Quality - 700kbps @ 428x240
Low Quality - 300kbps @ 284x160

The episodes also come with a set of photos which are just as drool worthy. The photos feature the same action as what you would see in the videos, but at the start of the set, you'll see the foxy ladies showing off their goods in arousing softcore poses. Needless to say these photos are amazingly sharp, you can clearly see every strand of body hair, and best of all they're very colorful. Another great aspect are the dimensions they come in, these images are available in sizes of 1280x854, I couldn't have been more pleased with how these photos looked, simply stunning.

Members are also entitled to a huge amount of extra content, in the form of niched scenes. Although they aren't as high in quality compared to the featured videos, they're still very easy on the eyes, the bonus videos come in a video bit rate of 1500kbos @ 640x480. All up there are over 3800 scenes which span across 36 different categories, these range from popular mainstream niches like lesbians, young adults, hardcore, group sex, and many more. They've even included crazy fetishes, shemale, and gay content, there's definately something here for just about everyone.

Nav, Design & Features

  • Design: 0/5
  • Navigation Ease: 0/10
  • Features: 0/10

Now the quality doesn't stop at the videos and picture content, as the site itself looks great. The tour pages really push on advertising the HD content, and the awesome pictures sprawled across the pages look awesome. There's a ton of information in regards to their content including the specs, and the exclusivity of what's on offer. There doesn't seem to be any free trailers, but the propaganda on HD content, and the stunning pictures will be enough to lure potential members in.

All in all the layout of Meat Melons is very basic. You can essentially access all the videos from the homepage. As you scroll down you'll notice large thumbnails portraying each episode, below these thumbnails are links to the video and picture content the episode provides. Above the pictures you'll find all the essential information about the scene, including the model's name, how long the episodes goes for, and how many pictures in the set.

Scrolling further down the homepage you'll come across the various bonus sites. All up there are 8 sites on the Exclusive Porn Pass network, and on signing up to this site, you gain full access to all of these at no extra cost. Like Meat Melons, these bonus sites also provide HD content which are just as good in quality. So although Meat Melons may not have a huge collection, the network as a whole does have a more acceptable amount of porn, and the best part is it's all in HD quality, top shit!

At the very bottom of the homepage, you'll land on the bonus movies section. Here you are presented with an extensive menu including the different categories on offer, clicking on these links will present you with all the scenes which fall under that category, afterwards it's just a simple click on the download link, and you're download should automatically start.



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If you're a quality whore, and don't care too much about huge content numbers, then I strongly recommend you join Meat Melons, I can't stress enough just how awesome the quality of the content is, you're better off just checking it out for yourself. It's a good thing that the Meat Melons is part of a great network, and there's a ton of extra scenes available. I recommend this site to every one, Big tit lover or not, the quality is just too good to pass up.

Pros & Cons

  • + Awesome quality (4200kbps)
  • + Tons of extra content
  • + Site looks great
  • + Very easy to navigate
  • + Full access to 7 HD sites
  • - Collection is small at the moment