Reviewed 2009-02-24 l Last update on 2020-10-19
Tits Burger is a hardcore site with plenty of titties, but not a lot of burgers. This exclusive collection offers streaming videos and downloadable photo sets staring some of the sexiest new busty amateurs I've seen in a while. These guys like them big and natural, and you will too! Membership includes bonus access to nine more exclusive collections in the network!
The scenes here at Tits Burger feature mostly amateurs or at least models who are pretty new to porn, though there are some recognizable faces too. These babes are mostly white and American, but there are some British and black cuties here too, all with the nice, large natural melons that the Tits Burger guys love. There are barely legal babes as well as sexy MILFs, and each scene features hardcore fucking and sucking. Most of the flicks have some plot to get things going. The guys meet the busty babes at loan offices, bars or the barber shop and they waste no time in talking them into getting naked and naughty either back at home or elsewhere. One particularly fun scene takes place on the beach. Some of the flicks seem to be in a reality style, but some of the story lines here are just too silly to be real, and I don't think they're trying to pass this off as true reality porn anyhow. Big breast lovers should be happy to see plenty of attention paid to the boobies. They get oiled up, rubbed down, jiggled, wiggled, slapped, tickled, suckled, smashed, and just about everything else you can do to soft pillow jugs.
Each Tits Burger scenes offers quite a bit of materials to peruse including a video averaging around 45 minutes, around 200 photos at 950 pixels on the long side, plus a set of screen captures. There's even a video trailer available for each scene, so you get plenty of chances to preview the action before watching a full flick. The videos are offered at up to around 720x480 pixels, 1200 kbps, but the bad news is that only streaming is supported. Those with a little computer savvy should have no trouble finding ways of saving streaming flicks from just about any website, but it's not a supported function here at Tits Burger. The videos are typically clear and smooth and can even be enlarged to full screen, but these simply aren't as nice as the higher quality downloadable clips that are the standard these days.
So far, Tits Burger is a pretty small site with infrequent updates. There are 15 episodes here, each with a video and a set of photos. Updates have been erratic over the site's fairly brief history, but they seem to average out to around two new scenes per month. Luckily, with the nine bonus sites included, you can expect almost daily updates from the network.
All 15 Tits Burger scenes are previewed on the tour with text, pictures and a streaming trailer, and if you click the girls option on the menu, you can see previews for scenes from the bonus sites, too. Overall, I found the tour to be well designed and pretty informative, but I noticed that it mentioned updates every Wednesday for Tits Burger, and that's not been the case here so far.
When you log in to the site, you'll be taken to the Tits Burger main members' page, but you can easily find yourself elsewhere on the network if you click one of the network updates listed on the right side of the page. The main page also has a thin scrolling text section with site news, and below that, a linked list of all included sites plus a bonus area with behind the scenes footage. I didn't immediately notice the site list, but it helps a lot when you want to jump from one site to another. It seemed that after a few clicks not related to Tits Burger, I found myself on the Nerd Pass homepage where the content for all 10 network sites can be accessed.
The pages here are very well designed, and you can access the updates or model list from just about any page. Once you're on a scene's page, links for the videos, photos and photo ZIP files and screen captures are displayed in a horizontal menu for easy access, and below that, they're all linked to again along with some preview thumbnails for the video clips and a few of the photos. Video streams are offered in both full length and split files. To get to the downloadable clips, go to the full length streaming page, then scroll all the way to the bottom. These downloadable files are 480x270 pixels, 800 kbps or so in WMV format only. Pictures are displayed in thumbnail galleries which pop up the full sized image in a little box which provides back and next arrow keys and other navigation features, but I preferred to download them in the ZIP files and view them that way instead.
Tits Burger is offers some fun exclusive hardcore videos with hot babes and big tits, and the quality isn't bad, but the small size and slow update schedule of the site and lack of high quality full length downloads put it at a pretty big disadvantage. Though I'm not without reservations, the site is slightly below average in price and I think it's still worthy of consideration for big tit amateur fans who don't mind the lack of video downloads.
