Reviewed 2009-02-14 l Last update on 2024-03-07
Those familiar with online smut are no doubt familiar with the very popular Bang Bros network, and Ass Parade is just one of their many reality-style porn offerings which come together as a network package. This site focuses on naughty babes with big round booties and features hardcore, one-on-one action as well as scorching hot threesomes with two horny honeys!
Ass Parade is a 100% exclusive site from the Bang Bros network and features a nice sized collection of over 230 so far and updates coming weekly on Mondays. Each scene includes a video averaging about a half-hour, though many of these are more than an hour long. Also included is a set of photos averaging 300 pictures each and a set of screen capture images from the flick, so there's simply tons and tons to see here even before you take the bonuses into consideration. With 27 full sites for free, that's thousands of exclusive scenes and daily updates for less than $25 per month!
The Ass Parade action doesn't really stick to any particular theme except that all of the babes have killer butts. The scenes are set in all kinds of different places ranging from a plain bedroom or living room to outdoor settings like gardens and beaches. Unfortunately, despite the many scenes which begin outdoors, there's not a lot of actual fucking taking place outside since the performers usually head back to a house or apartment to get down and dirty. One thing which really stood out here is the number of threesome scenes. If you love sexy women with big butts, you'll like them even more two at a time! There's sometimes a bit of plot or a reality-style pick-up scene to get the ball rolling, but other times the women just start off teasing the camera and stripping before pouncing on the nearest dick! There are simply tons and tons of big name stars here including Sara Jay, Olivia O'Lovely, Jenaveve Jolie, Julia Bond, Sativa Rose, Ice La Fox, Jayden Jaymes, Flower Tucci and many, many more. The focus on pornstars seems to be a more recent development as the earlier scenes typically feature amateurs.
While the quality of the Ass Parade materials is certainly not bad, they're trailing behind the many sites offering HD videos these days. Newly released scenes are available at up to 720x400 pixels, 1500 kbps, and though they typically look nice at this size and can even be enlarged somewhat, I found that there was noticeable graininess if I all the way to full screen on my 17 inch monitor. A good portion of the older scenes are available at 640x480 pixels, 1000 kbps, but the earliest scenes are just 320x240 pixels, 500 kbps. The photos seem small at 800 pixels on the long side and there can be some issues with lighting and color balance here and there, but with the large photo sets, you're sure to get some good shots from each episode.
If you're wondering what kind of action you'll see in the members' area or want to preview some of the gorgeous models, the Ass Parade tour pages provide ample opportunity. There are tons of images and video trailers to peruse, and a model page lets you preview every single big butt babe on the site! There's also some information about the very large bonus package.
Logging in to the members' area here will put you at the Ass Parade member home page, but it's very easy to access the rest of the network from one central location rather than logging in to each site individually. The most recent updates and top rated scenes and models for the week and year are displayed on the main page, and a significant portion of the page space is also taken up by large ads for other websites. There are a few more ads stuck in among the links on the menu near the top of the page, but there are also some helpful sections like a full list of sites, a daily update log and a model list which can be sorted by the date added or alphabetically and can also be narrowed to include only models for a certain site. A basic keyword search tool is also provided, and while it did return results for many of the terms and pornstar names I tried, it doesn't always seem 100% accurate.
Each Ass Parade and Bang Bros network scene has its own page which provides access to all of the image and video materials. You can watch a streaming trailer, view the photos and screen capture images in basic thumbnail galleries, and download or stream the video. Options for the flicks include one minute clips, large chunks and a full length scene in WMV format for streaming or download, plus additional options in MPG format in one minute clips and chunks only.
I'd like to see Ass Parade increase the video sizes and bitrates a bit, but this is simply a must-see site. There's so much to see just on Ass Parade that the massive bonus package almost seems like overkill! This network is definitely in the top 10 porn networks on the web, and if you like big asses, pornstars, amateurs, reality porn or just plain naughty smut, you won't want to miss out!
