Reviewed 2008-08-21 l Last update on 2020-10-19
Watch out for the Monster Curves! This exclusive site is part of the large Reality Kings network and offers hot, hardcore scenes of big butt curvy honeys fucking and sucking! Shyla Styles, Jayden James, Abbey Brooks, Brianna Love, Katja Kassin, Whitney Stevens and Alexis Texas are all here showing off their Monster Curves and getting very freaky in the process! You'll see straight one-on-one fucking scenes, threesomes, group action and more, and membership includes 23 bonus sites!
Monster Curves is a weekly updating site with 41 episodes so far. The episodes each include a big butt porn video, a set of screen capture images, and digital still photos. The flicks average over 40 minutes long and include a bit of plot to get the action going, and the photo sets have nearly 1000 pictures each on average. While 41 releases isn't a huge collection, the amount of content even just for this site is more than acceptable, and the very large bonus package only adds to the value. In total, there are 23 additional sites available within the member's area, and many are far larger than Monster Curves. Many are done in what you could consider a "pseudo-reality" style where you get the typical pick-up scene or goofy plot intro, but the abundance of well known pornstars on this network makes it a little hard to call this true reality porn.
The models here seem to be mostly relatively well known pro-porn babes with no amateurs in sight. Though the theme of the site is just generally curvy babes, the focus definitely seems to be more on ass than tits since I did see a few hotties with small boobs and large butts, but not the other way around. The scenes get kicked off with scenarios like an outdoor car wash, or a sexy, curvy bartender showing up to work a private party. Those who are annoyed with cheesy porn dialogue may want to skip these parts, but if you like scenes to have a bit of storyline, you'll love Monster Curves!
The DRM-free flicks at Monster Curves are available at a maximum quality level of around 720x480 pixels, 1400 kbps, and are what I would consider average looking to slightly below average at times. Some have minor lighting issues, color balance that seems a touch "off," and issues with blurriness or graininess. All of the scenes I downloaded lost noticeable quality when enlarging to full screen, unfortunately. Even with the spotty problems, I didn't see anything that wasn't at least worth a watch. The photos are more consistent and look nice in terms of clarity, color and lighting, but I would like to see them come a bit larger than their current size of around 900x600 pixels.
Shades and gradients of bright pink and orange make up most of the graphics on the tour pages at Monster Curves and things look pretty good. More importantly, they preview member's area scenes with video trailers, scene descriptions and large pictures. You can also preview models from the overall network, though a full list of included sites was conspicuously absent.
The Reality Kings network is all accessible via a central member's area, and when you log into Monster Curves, you'll be taken to its specific section of the network. If you'd rather jump to another site, there is a top menu options for a full list, or you can simply start viewing the collection. The 13 most recent additions to the site are displayed on this entrance page, and below them is a link to go to the full site archives. The main menu is present on all pages of the site and can get you to the home page, browse and search, your favorites section, and the list of network sites. There are also a few other selections on this top menu which lead to up-sells or third party services.
If you navigate to the browse and search section, you'll be able to search by keyword or browse models by the first letter of their first name. The network also employs a tag system, and you can click on a tag here like blowjob, baby oil, tanlines and threesome. The tags are divided into those for scenes, those for videos, and those for picture sets, so you can actually get pretty specific here.
The member's area here is really cram-packed with features, but what really impressed me was how they managed to keep things from getting complicated or overwhelming. Even after spending considerable time on the site, I was still discovering new features like the small history button at the top corner of each page which will allow you to easily get back to the scenes you've recently viewed. You can also add materials to your favorites list with a single click.
Each Monster Curves and Reality Kings bonus update has its own page with all available materials. Still photos are offered in regular thumbnail galleries or as a ZIP file download while screen captures are displayed in galleries only. The flicks are offered for download in WMV format with a bitrate of around 1400 kbps in large chunks or full length at 640x480 pixels and 720x480 pixels respectively, or you can stream one-minute clips in WMV or MPG format in your choice of two quality levels.
Thought I'd like to see the overall quality increased and perhaps more extensive video streaming and download formats, Monster Curves is certainly worth checking out for anyone interested in seeing sexy, curvy butt babes in fun hardcore action. You'll see plenty of your favorite big booty models here, not to mention on the very large and exclusive bonus network. This truly is a monster amount of smut!