Thickumz 7586 Thickumz When you see a name like Thickumz, you can't help but wonder what the theme of the site might be. Well, it's all about girls with big booty, round asses, curvaceous butts, and slim waists. You see.
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Reviewed 2020-06-25 l Last update on

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When you see a name like Thickumz, you can't help but wonder what the theme of the site might be. Well, it's all about girls with big booty, round asses, curvaceous butts, and slim waists. You see? Slim in the waist, thick in the ass, and there are some very booty-full babes in the small collection of exclusive movies. This is one of Team Skeet's site, and as a member, you will get bonus sites included with the membership, but sadly, not many updates to this one.

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  • Exclusivity: 5/5
  • Updates: 2/5
  • Originality: 7/10
  • Quality: 13/15
  • Speed: 12/15
  • Quantity: 10/15

A quick look at the Thickumz tour doesn't tell you a lot about what you're going to find inside, but the images give the game away. Young babes with big booty go out and about in scenario and natural scenes to find guys. They chat them up and take them home, the cameras roll, and we get some tremendous suck-and-fuck scenes afterwards. The camera makes sure it focuses on the gorgeousness of the girls and their round asses, but of course, you have plenty of time spent on the hardcore too.

The girls are a nicely varied bunch, all with a pornstar look about them, shapely legs, curvy bodies, slim and slightly plumper in the booty, and sweet on the eye. The guys they pick up are also a mixed bunch, but when the couples pair up, there is chemistry, and thanks to the excellent filming, you get more than just a wham-bam session, and the movies play out for around 45 minutes each on average. There are good build-ups, and then the seductions and stripping, discovering the hard dick, working it, and loads of time spent on the hardcore action, and it's all good quality.

When logging in, you may arrive at the Team Skeet homepage seeing what's coming soon and what's already there in the parts of the network you have access to. To find your Thickumz content, you need to use the Browse menu and the Sites link. Then, you will find a list of 63 sites holding over 5,000 videos, but don't get over-excited. Your Thickumz content count numbers 22 movies and nothing new has been uploaded since May 2019, which, as I write, means nearly a year with no updates. Still, you will have a set of 17 bonus sites to explore in a minute.

Movies are shown in streams and come with downloads in Mp4. The playback is sound, and you have various options for speed and resolution. 1,920 x 1,080 HD is at the top, there are 720p versions, midrange and mobile files down to 240p, so plenty of choices, and files that are easy enough to download and save. There are trailers with the movies and sets of screencaps. These are a reasonable screencap quality and give you a good indication of what to expect from the scene, but for those of us who collect images of hot porn babes, there are also digital galleries.

These are also found from the video's page, and they are shown on a page of small thumbnails. Click one to enlarge, and you've got pics up at 1,600 x 1,200 sizes that are sharp and good quality. You can save them one at a time or in a zip file, you've got lots of pics of the girls posing and stripping, showing off that all-important booty, and there are hardcore shots to save too. Like the videos, you get a good result, a good quality viewing experience and some very hot models.

You get all that with your bonus content too, but you'll need to track down which sites you can access. Head to that Browse function again and find Sites, and you should see what's unlocked and what's locked. Another way to do it is to use the My Content link from the same menu, and there you should find all 17 sites you can access. There's loads of variety here, Team Skeet is known for their approach to young adult movies, and you've got masses of horny teens but also some Milfs. It's a good collection of several hundred movies in total, and there's an option to upgrade if you want to grab the full set of 63 sites that holds over 5,000 videos.

Nav, Design & Features

  • Design: 5/5
  • Navigation Ease: 8/10
  • Features: 9/10

Thickumz sits in a large network, and you might find yourself in that network at times and not sure how to get back to your site. If that happens, use the Browse menu and Sites or My Content. It's not the easiest way to find the stuff you wanted to see, and it can be frustrating when you see a scene advertised, go to it and find you don't have access to its site. But then, with 17 sites available, you're going to find a heap of other porn to get off with.

While you do, you can read good descriptions of scenes, use linked tag words for filtering, and reorder your content. Members can also leave comments, rate scenes and girls, and check out the babes in the model index. Again You can't filter to your booty-babes, but instead, you have the full set of 2,534 models to look through, but you may not be able to see all of them in action as it depends on what bonus sites you have. Having said all that, I had no issues with navigation, the members' area runs well technically, and although there are some adverts, they tend not to get in the way.

There is a cross-sale to watch out for on sign up, but apart from that, it's easy and safe. The monthly membership is currently on offer at $17.87, which is a very fair price for so much content, and annual membership will cost you $119.40. Go for the full-access membership at $289.00 (which is the same as $0.79 a day), and you will be able to access all 63 sites with over 5,737 Team Skeet movies.

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Thickumz isn't exactly bulging with videos, but the girls' shorts are bulging with ass, and that's what you want to see at a booty-and-bang site like this. There have been no updates since May 2019, but you do have bonus sites. You have 1080p HD and exclusive movies, high-quality playback, great girls, pictures and plenty of updates and content in your bonuses. So, weight up the pros and cons, and you'll see this is a good way to slip into one of the best young adult/teen networks on the net.

Pros & Cons

  • + Exclusive content
  • + Booty babes and banging
  • + HD and mobile
  • + 17 Bonus sites
  • + Nicely interactive
  • - Cross sale