Reviewed 2008-07-01 l Last update on 2020-09-26
Remember that old concept of never picking a fight with some one wearing glasses? Well I wonder if it's alright to cum all over chicks with glasses? Cause the girls on this site don't seem to mind it at all! Watch as the horny starring ladies get their pussies licked and fucked only to get their brand spanking new glasses jizzed on!
I must admit that when I see a foxy looking chick wearing glasses I'm instantly attracted to them, I don't know what it is but it seems as though I have a weakness for chicks that wear glasses, it could be because they look smart, or because they look very cute with glasses, or maybe it's the fact that most girls that wear glasses tend to be shy and reserved, I don't know, but whatever it is, it seems to be working.
The girls starring on this site are more of the cute girl next door type rather than the perfect pornstar type, which isn't neccesarily a bad thing, in fact I'd much preffer porn with average looking chicks rather than seeing those perfect looking porn stars with their fake tits and what not. Most of the chicks look quite geeky but in the cute kind of way, so if you like cute innocent looking girls, then these chicks will really rock your boat. I was a little disappointed to see that there are only 10 scenes available for members, now that may not seem like much at all, but I'm sure if you were to check this site out in a few months down the track, their content numbers will have risen by then, as it seems like this site is still in it's early stages.
All of the scenes on this site have been cut into short chapters in order to keep the file sizes down, these chapters run for around 2 mins each, which may be a problem to some people, as they'll probably find themselves switching between the videos quite a lot, but I suppose this makes things a lot more convinient for members who are still on a dial up connection, plus there is also the option of downloading the scene in one whole file so I suppose it's not that bad. Although there are only 10 scenes available, at least they are quite good to watch, for the most part the clarity of the videos is top notch, although you'll come across a few videos that look horrible if you were to watch them through a full screen and I'd really reccomend watching these particular movies through a smaller screen where they tend to look a lot better.
You'll be glad to know that these 10 scenes aren't the only videos available for members to download. As members acquire access to the entire collection of sites on the SMDN network, the sites on this network cover a good amount of the different mainstream niches which include, gangbangs, squirting, 18-19 year old girls, interracial, Milfs and many more, there are also a few not so mainstream niches such as, cum drinking, hentai/cartoon and deepthroating, so it's pretty much a gaurentee that you'll find something here you like and to those of you who enjoy reality content, there are a further 45 bonus sites which revolve around that very niche, thats right not only do members gain access to all the sites on the SMDN network, but they also acquire full access to a further 45 bonus sites, like there wasn't already enough porn to go through, now it doesn't seem so bad that there are only 10 scenes does it.
This may disappoint a few of you, but there aren't any pictures included on this site, however the network does provide members with three picture galleries. These galleries include high quality still photos, which are absoloutly stunning, so far they have 1 lesbian picture set and 2 picture sets of pornstars. The quality of these pictures are outstanding, the images are crystal clear, lighting is spot on and the colors are nice and vibrant, they really are a treat for the eyes, dimensions vary through out the different pictures but from what I've viewed they're generally quite big. I'm hoping that they plan on uploading more picture galleries that are on par in quality with the ones that they currently have.
So if you add up all the content on this site, the SMDN network and the 45 bonus sites, there is a shit load of porn to go through, enough to last a life time maybe, I suppose it would kind of suck for members who joined up just for the handjob scenes cause there are only 10 of them, but they can always check out the other handjob dedicated sites on the SMDN I believe there are 3 of them all up, so I guess it's not all bad, at least the featured videos they do have are of good quality.
At first I was a little confused with how this site was laid out cause after bashing in my login on their tour page, I was taken to a page called suckmydicknow.com, I instantly thought that the link had redirected me to the wrong page, but as I scrolled down the site I finally found the link to this site. Anyway let me explain things a little more in detail for you, the reason why you are taken to the page called suckmydicknow.com is because this is the actual home page for the whole network and the network is actually called Suck My Dick Now so from now on I'll reffer to it as the SMDN network.
So after I came to terms with how the page was actually laid out, I came to a conclusion that this layout actually isn't that bad, I mean with the set up they currently have, they've eliminated the process of having to enter your login as you go from site to site, which makes browing the network much faster and enjoyable.
At the very top of the home page is a navigation menu which will take you to different sections of this site, but this can be pretty redundant at times cause you'll find everything you need as you scroll down the home page cause you'll find everything from your updates, news and information, the latest and greatest of their porn and all the links to the sites on the SMDN network. So I guess you can pretty much treat this page as your HUB and it's quite a pretty looking hub if I do say so myself, finally a network that hasn't neglected the cosmetic side of things.
You can make your way to the different sites on the SMDN network either by utilizing the navigation menu or using the thumbnail links which can be found towards the middle of the homepage. Clicking on either one of these should take you to that site's scenes page where you'll find the collection of videos available from that site, this section is essentially a thumbnail gallery, each of the thumbnails on this page represents one of the various scenes, these thumbnails are video captures taken from the video file of the scene so they should give you a rough indication on what you can expect to see in that scene. Clicking on one of these thumbnails will take you to that scene's video downloads page. You'll come across the download links for the video files on this page, at the very top is the download link for the full scene and below this are the links for the various chapters.
Anyway lets go back to the home page, like I said earlier this is where you go to find out all the goss on updates concerning the network as a whole, you'll find info on the latest uploaded videos, the next 3 videos they intend on uploading and their update history which spans over the whole year and they even have reviews on their newest videos, just can't go wrong with all of this information.
I don't believe that I mentioned this yet in my review but towards the bottom of this page you'll find links to even more sites that members have full access to, these sites aren't a part of the SMDN network however and they are deemed as bonus content, so there's even more porn for members to view not like there was already a shit load to go through anyway.
If you haven't already figured out this site very easy to navigate and I must say their layout is quite original and very very effective, I was really impressed with how the site works and find it weird how other network sites haven't already copied this layout, cause it really is the best set up I've seen in quite a long while.
I was quite disappointed with the amount of content available on this site, I mean 10 scenes just isn't going to cut it in the world of porn sites, sure there may be a shit load of other content to check out, but what about those members who joined up purely for the handjob scenes, anyway this is the only aspect letting down and otherwise great site, lets just hope they upload more videos.
