Review of Two Hole Crammers Reviewed on 2009-08-20Last update on 2017-04-21

Reviewed Site: Two Hole Crammers

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Primary Category: DP
Other: Hardcore High Definition


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Short Review:

"Double Penetration in High Definition!" That's just what you will find at Two Hole Crammers. If you want to find out how packed these tight pussies really get, there's no better way than in HD. These girls get both holes plugged and stretched to the max in this 100% exclusive DP site. If that wasn't enough, your membership is jam packed with tons of additional bonus sites and streams making this site a hell of a deal.
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Price Details:

Trial 1.00
Monthly 10.00

Current Ratings for Two Hole Crammers:

Our total rating: 0/100

Detailed Review:


Two Hole Crammers is where nympho sluts come when one dick just doesn't cut it anymore. To start things off, these insatiable sluts are as hot as they come with a face that screams fuck me hard and a rack and stacked body to match. These guys don't waste too much time in stories and buildup before they get to the good stuff. Instead, each scene starts with the girls showing off the goods which are often plentiful and once they reveal all of their assets, in come the cowboys with their dicks drawn and ready to fire.

Currently there are 22 action packed scenes for your viewing pleasure. Each scene runs around 25 minutes in length and they are all available for streaming or downloading. Even though when you are touring the site and are about to join you get a statement claiming that content is added weekly, there is no way to verify this claim. The reason for this is because there are no dates on the scenes; instead all 22 scenes are labeled "Recently Added".

The High Definition clips can be streamed or downloaded in WMV 1280x720, 4200kpbs with no DRM restrictions so you can store it all in your computer for whenever you're in the mood for awesome DP action. There is a DVD quality available also in WMV 852x480, 1500kbps that also packs in great quality. The last two updates additionally offer an embedded FLV stream plus MOV and MP4 options. I'm not sure if they will be adding these options to the previous scenes or if this will only come with the episodes moving forward.

Each scene comes with a set of High Resolution photos and at 1280x854, your screen will be filled with clear and colorful hardcore action from corner to corner.

If you think that this is all you get, think again. Your membership to this site grants you access to 10 bonus sites that cover a wide variety of niches but all with the same quality as Two Hole Crammers. In addition to this, there is also a whole section full of Bonus movies. The count stands at 5155 bonus videos or 1673 hours of streaming and downloading. These bonus movies come in a decent 600x480 and cover niches raging from Amateurs to Voyeurs and everything in between.

Features & Navigation:

Starting with the tour of Two Hole Crammers, you are welcomed by high resolution graphics that show you in great detail the hard action you should expect once you become a member. You will notice from the tour that the main selling point revolves around two things: High Definition widescreen movies and 100% exclusive content. They are not afraid to show you plenty of samples of what you will find inside because what you will find inside is even higher in quality.

Once in the members area the first thing you will see is a welcome note where they explain to you that despite the fact that there are only 22 episodes available, the site offers much more than that. Also warns you that if you ever get lost just click the Home tab and you'll be right back here.

I really didn't find it so easy to get lost but I do one thing that I would like to see improved and that is the length of the Home and Bonus sites pages. The "Home" tab is the main page and here is where you can go to find links to all the content the site has to offer. Starting with each episode all arranged one below each other, followed by the bonus sites and ending with the bonus movies. All of this makes the page painfully slow to load and incredibly long. Since there are already tabs for the bonus sites and movies, this is hardly necessary. To view the DP content, each scene has two buttons that lead to the content view page. The buttons are labeled "Play Movie" and "See Pictures. The view page starts with a description followed by view/download links. To download a movie right click and "Save Target As ..." or just click the link to start the stream. The picture gallery will be located bellow the video options.

The "Bonus Sites" tab is also extremely long because instead of just having a link to each site, each episode of the site is arranged in big 284x460 thumbs and there are 135 rows there plus the space in between, you do the math. Once you decide on one scene, just click it and you are taken to a view page that is exactly the same as the site's content.

The "Bonus Movies" tab, thankfully only shows text links with the name of the niche you're interested in viewing. Once you pick one, a thumb gallery of the content appears and when you click one, you will be taken to a similar view page as any other content on the site


Two Hole Crammers has excellent, 100% exclusive, double penetration movies and photos presented in some of the highest quality I've come across lately. Despite the fact that at this time there are only 22 episodes available, what they lack there, they certainly make up for in Bonus Sites and Bonus Movies. The only beef I have here is that I'd like to see more updates or at least be informed on how often to expect fresh DP content.

Pros & Cons

+ Amazing Quality Videos and Pictures
+ Fast Downloads
+ Bonus Sites and Content
- Design could present a problem for slow connections
- No update information
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