Reviewed 2010-11-16 l Last update on 2023-03-10
Face Sitting Freaks is a femdom/BDSM themed porn site that pays special tribute to asphyxiation by way of big booties on the face! The women on here dominate their men as they insult them, demand oral sex, and smother them with their pussies and asses. The site is part of the Fetish Network package, which provides access to 39 fetish sites, most of which fall into the BDSM realm.
Face Sitting Freaks sticks with its smothering/face sitting theme within the broader BDSM/femdom category. The models here, all professional porn stars, humiliate and berate their men (and sometimes women!) before sitting on their faces and demanding oral sex, then playing around with asphyxiation.
There's not a huge amount of content here. In all, there are 33 episodes available, and new updates are added once a week. Each episode consists of a long scene description, a video, which can be well over an hour long, and an accompanying photo gallery, which are mostly made up of screenshots from the videos. The videos are available in both high bandwidth and low bandwidth options. The photo galleries contain an average of 50 pictures, which are mainly just captured screen shots from the videos. The photos and videos both look low-end. The photos are grainy and small, measuring in at a mere 600 pixels on the long side. The videos lack any editing at all, to the point that you can hear the director giving advice and calling cut, and sometimes the scene starts over multiple times! One video starts out with a full two minutes of footage of an exterior wall. I wish I was making this up, folks. I don't think I've ever seen a video collection quite like this before.
With your membership, you get access to the entire Fetish Network group of specific fetish sites. There are 38 bonus sites all together, with promises of 2 more being added every month. Almost half the sites are dedicated to BDSM/bondage, but there's also sites for spanking, femdom, smothering, smoking, fisting, nylons/pantyhose, Asian, lesbian/latex, mature, hardcore babes, and she-male niches. You can choose to view all of the network-wide scenes in a particular category, or you can find the specific sites that are centered around the theme of your choosing.
The tour page offers up previews for 7 episodes, with 2 medium pictures, 10 thumbnails, a scene description, and a 2-minute video shown for each episode. In addition, just the scene descriptions and picture previews are available for 23 more episodes. The tour promises over a hundred face sitting videos. This is true only if you consider the content in the bonus sites as well; this site itself only has 33 videos.
Getting to the actual Face Sitting Freaks site is awkward. Logging into the members area takes you to the main page for the entire Fetish Network. From there, the easiest way (and I use that term loosely) to get to Face Sitting Freaks is to click on smothering under "What's your kinky perversion?" then scroll down the sidebar past BDSM, spanking, and femdom, and you'll finally see it listed under smothering. Once you're there, you'll see a link for the most current update and a picture preview for the episode that's going to be posted next. Scroll further down to see the episode archive. There's nothing more to the overall organization of the site than that.
After you choose an episode, you'll be taken to the episode page where you'll see several scene thumbnails, a detailed description, links to view or download the photos and videos, and a place to rate the video or save it to your favorites. You can stream the videos or you can download them in MP4 format to save for later. The pictures can be viewed in thumbnail galleries or as slideshows, but no ZIP files are available.
As a stand alone site, Face Sitting Freaks is unimpressive. The selection is small and the quality is low. Camera phones can take better pictures than the ones you'll see here, and I still don't understand the utter lack of editing in the videos. If you're interested in the bonus content that Fetish Network has to offer, it might be worth a look, but if you're just here for the face sitting fun, I'd skip it.
