Reviewed 2008-07-01 l Last update on 2020-09-26
On Rusty Trombones, you'll find some of the most talented musicians in the porn industry. Their instrument of choice, is a dude's smelly butthole! Yup this one's definately one of the more kinkier sites out there, and if you aren't too familiar with this type of content, then you better prepare yourself, because it's some damn weird shit! The site offers exclusive content, starring some big name pornstars, and hot amateurs. Members also gain access to the entire Meat Members network!
To those of you who aren't too sure what trombone means in porn context, it's the act of a women licking on some dude's ass, also known as rimming, or ass licking. Not my favorite kind of fetish, but it seems as though a lot of people out there really enjoy this type of content, and if you're one of these kinky people, then you'll definately want to check this site out, as there's definately some nasty as licking going on here. Needless to say, the episodes largely involve ass licking, but blowjob fans will be glad to know that there's a good amount of sucking as well.
I spotted quite a few familiar faces in the cast. Some of the more well known pornstars include Brandy Lyons, Kat, and Genesis Skye. I was very impressed with the variety of ladies there are on show, including brunettes, blondes, redheads, Asians, Latinas, and bubble butt ebony babes. So no matter what kind of women you're into, I'm sure there will be more than a couple here that will float your boat. Most of them also look quite young, a bonus for you young adult lovers.
Rusty Trombones was first launched on the 1st of August 06', so it's been around for roughly a year now. Within that year, the site has been filled with 38 exclusive episodes. Definitely not the most impressive content numbers, but the site is still active on updates, the last one was logged on the 22nd of August '07, before then updates were pretty erratic, but it looks as though they try to get at least 1 episode up per month. Thankfully there's a ton of bonus sites provided to keep members occupied as they wait for updates, I'll get into a little more detail about those a little further down.
All episodes are available to stream, and download in short chapters. The videos on offer are encoded in Wmv, and Mpeg format, with the Wmvs videos available in the highest encoding rate. This particular version comes in a very decent encoding rate of roughly 1500kbps, measuring in at a nice 640x480. The Mpeg videos are noticeably lower in quality, and have been encoded in a much lower encoding rate. Having a lower encoding rate however makes them ideal for slower connections due to the smaller file size. The Mpegs come in 300kbps, with a video size of 448x336.
Most episodes are complete with picture content, while all of them provide screen captures. The screen captures were pretty average, they do tend to get quite grainy, but blurring has been kept to a minimum which is always nice. These images come in a pretty standard screen cap size of 720x480. The proper photo content is a whole different story, these are as clear as day, and are very colorful. The only average aspect were the sizes they come in (800x600 pixels). Most of the images follow the action of the videos, with some softcore poses thrown in towards the start of the galleries.
Even though this site may not have huge amounts of episodes, your membership does give you access to an insane amount of porn, not only is there a heap of porn, but the variety is also worth mentioning. All the bonus sites members gain access to are part of the Meat Members network. Currently the network is made up of 45 exclusive sites, with new ones constantly being developed. The assortment of niches covered is very well rounded, ranging from popular mainstream, fetish based categories, and reality themes. There's definately something here for just about any type of porn lover.
After the usual log in process members are first directed to the homepage for the entire Meat Members network. This page is packed to the brim with all sorts of information and links, and is also quite easy on the eyes. They've also done a good job on spacing things out, because even though the page is packed to the brim, it never feels overly crowded. At the very top of the site there's a discreet navigation menu. This includes links to customer support, RSS feeds, and the Meat Members message board, great for communicating with other members.
As with most homepages, this one includes information on the latest, and greatest across the entire network. Just below the site banner there are thumbnail links to the 3 latest sites. Down the length of the left side of the page, you'll come across the latest news. Below the latest sites section is the most recent updates, this is in regards to the network as a whole. This is convenient as members won't have to visit each individual site to see if there are any new updates. Further down there's a section dedicated to future updates, this will definately keep members coming back for more.
All 45 sites can be accessed via the thumbnail links, these are situated towards the middle of the homepage. Each page is represented by a thumbnail which includes the logo of the site, and a picture depicting what kind of content the site provides. A single click on these and you'll be directed straight to the main content area of your chosen site. The Rusty Trombone link can be found amongst these, this link in particular is situated towards the top of the collection of thumbnails. I should also mention that all sites basically have the same layout, this keeps things nice and consistent for members, making it even easier to browse the network.
Once you've made it to the main content area of Rusty Trombones, the first thing you'll notice is the eye catching site banner. Below this there's a short description on the site, and even further down you'll land on the section dedicated to the 4 latest updates. To the right of this section is the most popular episodes area. This is great if you're a new member, and want to get straight to the good stuff. The rest of the episodes are found at the bottom of the page. If there are more than 16 episodes here, you can access the rest by browsing through the indexed pages.
To me the episodes were like watching a car crash, I know it's going to look messy, but I can't help but look. Although not my cup of tea, I could definately recommend this site to ass licking fans. The only short coming of the site would have to be the mediocre content numbers, but never fear as they are still uploading new episodes. As for the network, well I could recommend Meat Members to any self respecting porn fan, as the variety is massive, and the content numbers are epic!
