Reviewed 2013-12-10 l Last update on 2020-09-27
Absolute Hand Jobs features a large selection of dirty talkin', toe curlin', cum inducing videos featuring amateurs and pros alike giving hand jobs. Some familiar faces here include Staci Thorn, Brianna Banks, and even the legendary Nina Hartley! Members get free bonus access to a very large archive of streaming DVDs as well as some bonus feeds.
When we visited Absolute Hand Jobs toward the end of November of 2013, the site offered a collection of 555 videos and 153 photo galleries. The dates on the materials indicate that a new video scene is added every single day, but the rate of growth here doesn't really match up with that. It's possible that the site is growing at a much slower pace than it claims or that materials are being rotated. The photo section is pretty much in the same boat but it seems to display even fewer signs of actual growth than the video section. Although I wasn't able to find any way to access the 10 bonus sites mentioned on the sign-up page, the site does offer free access to a large archive of streaming DVD materials as well as some third-party feeds.
Of course, the unifying theme here at Absolute Hand Jobs is the hand job action, but there's a pretty good variety within that main idea. The site features both amateur chicks as well as well-known porn stars and the materials are shot in a variety of different styles. Some of the scenes have a hint of plot and some dialogue, others are pure action. Some of the hand job cuties smoke cigarettes or masturbate while they do their thing, others take it a step further and do a hand job/blow job combo.
It looks like most of the videos here come at a quality level of around 640 x 480 pixels with bitrates in the 1700 kbps range. A small handful, around 80 of the videos, are available at a higher quality level of 854 x 480 pixels, 2000 kbps. the pictures are typically around 1600 pixels on the long side but there can be some variation in image sizes here.
The large Absolute Hand Jobs members area is presented in a fairly plain white and gray layout that offers a basic keyword search tool and some other sort and navigation options like the ability to see the top-rated scenes or display the scenes in order of date or rating. You can save videos or photos stats in a favorites section for later viewing. Each scene can be rated, and you can sort the scenes in order of their score.
The options for accessing the materials here can vary from, and it looks like the 80 or so videos that come at an HD quality level, with different viewing options than the standard definition stuff. If HD quality flicks are typically available for streaming in your choice of a couple of different quality levels as well as for download in a couple of different quality levels in MP4 format, which is generally pretty compatible with most devices you might want to view these hand job flicks on. The photo options remain consistent and include thumbnail galleries as well as ZIP files.
Absolute Hand Jobs offers a pretty good-sized collection with hundreds of videos and good variety within the hand job theme. It would be nice to see some additional search options for a video collection this size. The site does offer a pretty good-sized bonus package in the form of the DVD archive, but it's also true that the price of admission here is above average.
