Pornostatic 5153 Pornostatic Porno Static offers a diverse UK-based collection consisting of nine distinct collections with at least one daily update between them.
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Reviewed 2011-09-11 l Last update on


Short Review

Porno Static offers a diverse UK-based collection consisting of nine distinct collections with at least one daily update between them. This is a pretty mixed bag of materials that's offered at a pretty high quality level. Some of the categories explored here are CFNM, big boobs, stockings and nylons, reality style pickup scenes, fetish wear, glory holes, MILFs, ethnic babes, and tattooed hotties. Let's go inside the members area and get the full scoop here.

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  • Exclusivity: 0/5
  • Updates: 0/5
  • Originality: 0/10
  • Quality: 0/15
  • Speed: 0/15
  • Quantity: 0/15

Porno Static is a brand-new site that just launched in August of 2011. These guys are off to a pretty good start with a respectable collection of 171 video/photo combo scenes available so far and at least one new update be made for the network overall each and every day. Many days, members can expect two new updates at once. So many sites launch with tiny collections and updates coming once a week or less that the size and update rate alone make this one stand out from the crowd of new sites on the net.

Although the nine individual themed sections that make up the Porno Static collection are referred to as sites in the members' area and have names ending in .com, they're actually non-standalone collections that don't exist outside of Porno Static. The titles given to these individual collections aren't always obvious in terms of what they're meant to represent. The collections included here are Honeys with Big Hooters, dedicated to big breasts, Fucktorias Angels, which focuses on stockings and fishnets, Cock and Dolls which stars wild rocker tattooed groupies, Stripped to the Bone, which covers the CFNM category, and Glorious Holes about gloryholes. Also included are a rubber and fetish wear collection called Dirty Changing Rooms, a section for MILFs called Choose MILF, a reality style roadside pickup video collection called Picking up the Trash, and an area featuring women of various ethnicities called The Ethnic Majority. As you can see, the action and themes here are all over the map. The common thread here seems to be the fact that the performers are British or European.

Porno Static is doing pretty well when it comes to quality. The videos here are offered at up to 720 x 400 pixels, 1300 kbps. Color balance, lighting, and clarity are all pretty good. The photos look nice as well at a size of over 3000 pixels on the long side.

Nav, Design & Features

  • Design: 0/5
  • Navigation Ease: 0/10
  • Features: 0/10

While the tour pages for Porno Static are a little unclear about the fact that the collections included with membership aren't individual sites but just sections within the members area, they're very nicely designed and give excellent preview of the kind of models and action you can expect to see inside.

The members' area here has a very nice and clean look and displays the most recent updates as soon as you enter. You can check out a model index, although you can't search the models and they are listed in alphabetical order, and there are also some drop-down menus that allow you to browse the collection by category, model name, or "site." You can also choose to navigate to any of the individual themed collections to browse its materials. Unfortunately, a basic keyword search box is missing. Although there are some small improvements I can think of, getting around here is still pretty easy at the site's current size.

Porno Static has most of the basics covered when it comes to accessing the video and photo materials. Each photo set is offered for viewing in thumbnail galleries that are very easy to use and may also be viewed as a variable speed, automatic slideshow. ZIP files are also available for downloading full sets. The flicks are available for streaming in Flash format or may be downloaded in MP4 format.



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It looks like Porno Static is off to a pretty good start so far. I enjoy the diverse collection with the mini-sites with different themes, and the daily updates are a big selling point as well. I'd like to see these guys bump the quality level up even more, but this collection is definitely worth checking out as it is. Porn fans should appreciate the variety and the fact that the models aren't the same LA gals you see over and over.

Pros & Cons

  • + Diverse collection
  • + At least one daily update
  • + Nice design and easy to use
  • - Some small sites
  • - No keyword search