Its A Big Black Thing
Its A Big Black Thing 2212 Its A Big Black Thing Despite the rather silly sounding name, itsabigblackthing.com takes giant black cocks very seriously.
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Its A Big Black Thing

Reviewed 2008-06-26 l Last update on

Its A Big Black Thing

Short Review

Despite the rather silly sounding name, itsabigblackthing.com takes giant black cocks very seriously. This exclusive porno collection features exclusively black men with huge dicks, but unlike many big black dick sites which often focus on white and black interracial scenes, the well hung studs here are just as likely to be seen getting nasty with white, black, Asian or Latina honeys. Members can also access other sites in the network, some of which share the big black dick theme.

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Content

0/65
  • Exclusivity: 0/5
  • Updates: 0/5
  • Originality: 0/10
  • Quality: 0/15
  • Speed: 0/15
  • Quantity: 0/15

Although I'm not sure exactly when the site started, the member's area at It's a Big Black Thing lists updates going back to about a year before the day I visited the site, and in that time, they've amassed 24 scenes. This comes out to around two new updates per month, but the date stamps indicate that occasionally updates do not stay on an exact schedule. The entire collection here is exclusive to the network and each of the 24 scenes offers both video footage and still photos. Don't let the relatively small number of scenes scare you off because the 11 bonus sites and many third party feeds will almost certainly keep you busy in between It's a Big Black Thing updates.

While the scenes here don't rely heavily on plot and generally get to the action pretty quickly, they do make a feeble attempt at some kind of storyline in some of the flicks. No one ever said that porno plots have to make sense, but some of these are truly baffling. One, for example, features a sexy black babe searching for something in her closet when a man appears outside and begins flicking her light switch off and on. Suddenly they are magically transported to her bedroom where they fuck their brains out. I have no idea what it means, but at least you don't have to sit through much of it before the fun starts. Other scenes feature absolutely no plot at all. A few of the well known babes who appear here include Kelly Wells, Lelani Li, Kapri Styles, and Veronica Jett, but most of these babes weren't familiar to me. All of the scenes I saw featured one-on-one fucking.

In terms of video quality, It's a Big Black Thing doesn't particularly stand out one way or another. Certainly there's nothing here that looks terrible, but there can be some variation from video to video and even within the same clip. Some of the issues include poor lighting, bad color balance and blurriness or graininess. Each flick is available in a few quality levels, and the highest is either 640x480 pixels or 720x480 pixels in size with a bitrate of around 1500 kbps. The issues I noticed rarely affect the entire length of the video, so overall the small quality issues aren't a major problem for the site, and since there is no DRM protection, the flicks you download from this network can be saved forever! The photos are far much better and are generally well lit and nearly crystal clear at a very nice size of over 1700 pixels on the long side.

Nav, Design & Features

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  • Design: 0/5
  • Navigation Ease: 0/10
  • Features: 0/10

Like most of the sites from the My XXX Pass network, It's a Big Black Thing does a nice job with their tour pages. Not only do you get nicely sized preview images and scene descriptions, but they even have Flash video trailers you can play directly from the page and sleek and simple silver tabbed layout really makes the site look good from the beginning.

The member's area layout is a little less refined looking than the tour and adds purple in with the silver and white mix, but the simple text navigation links on the main side menu make it easy to get around the site. From here you can visit the network page where you can view materials from all of your bonus sites, or use one of the links to get around the It's a Big Black Thing collection. You can view the recent and upcoming updates, the top rated and most popular scenes are determined by other members, member submitted scene reviews, a form to request a special scene or simply go to the full list of materials for the site.

If you want to navigate to one of the bonus sites without going through the network page first, you can click on the individual sites listed in the main menu as well. The only completely unhelpful link is the live webcam section which is nothing but an ad. While there aren't a lot of advanced sort or search features, the site does give you the ability to view a list of model names in a drop down list so that you can easily navigate to your favorite babe's scenes, and you can also sort all scenes by the first letter of the star's first name.

The It's a Big Black Thing scene galleries are pretty standard with a single thumbnail, title and date stamp for each update. Each scene has its own page where you can download or stream the video and access all of the images, and you can also see a few extra preview pictures here before you start viewing. WMV is the predominant file format with full length versions available in your choice of three quality levels as well as split versions available in the highest quality level only, but if you prefer MPEG format, you aren't totally out of luck since each scene is also available in a full length MPEG file at 320x240 pixels, 900 kbps.

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Conclusion

If you enjoy seeing sexy babes of all types fucking and sucking huge black cocks, then itsabigblackthing.com is certainly worth the time to check out. Though the site isn't setting any new records on quality or quantity, what they do, they do pretty well, and I feel certain that any porn lover can find enough smut across this 12 site network to keep them happy.

Pros & Cons

  • + Exclusive big black cock porn scenes
  • + Updates are coming
  • + Large bonus package
  • + Photos are very large and nice
  • - Some video quality variation
  • - Updates are a bit slow
  • - Relatively small collection