Fuck That Machine
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Fuck That Machine

Reviewed 2009-06-05 l Last update on

Fuck That Machine

Short Review

Lets face it, some babes are just so insatiable in the sack that a mere mortal man could never even hope to please them. For those freaky nymphos the only solution is to fuck a machine, and here at Fuck That Machine that's exactly what you'll see. Whether they vibrate, thrust, bounce or wiggle, these machines are tireless and give these cuties just what they want: a huge orgasm! Membership to Fuck That Machine includes bonus access to a very large network of sites, third-party feeds, DVDs and m

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Content

0/65
  • Exclusivity: 0/5
  • Updates: 0/5
  • Originality: 0/10
  • Quality: 0/15
  • Speed: 0/15
  • Quantity: 0/15

I'm not quite sure what to think about the exclusivity of the materials here at Fuck That Machine. The file names would seem to indicate that the scenes come from a series of DVDs the same name as the site, the site seems to imply that there exclusive to the network. In any case, they do an excellent job of sticking to the topic of machine fucking with all kinds of naughty contraptions. The trusty Sybian machine makes numerous appearances here are, and there are also a few different machines that thrust and vibrate at the same time. Some of them are even equipped with their own custom made, padded chairs with leg rests so that the horny girls can position themselves just right as they fuck the machines. The gals who take on these fucking machines include some amateurs as well as some recognizable porn babes, and some of the scenes even in feature two girls at once for some double machine action.

There are 35 Fuck That Machine scenes available, it and as far as I can tell this collection hasn't grown in quite some time. None of the female masturbation scenes for this site are dated, but the network as a whole updates every single day with more than one new release. The bonus package here is very large and consists of well over 20 sites and dozens of third-party feeds with literally thousands of video scenes available. Unfortunately, I don't think any of the other materials feature machine fucking so if that's all you're interested in you'll be running out of scenes quite quickly.

That Machine videos are available for download at up to 576 x 432 pixels, 2000 kbps. Some of them seem perhaps a bit washed out or discolored but it really is only slightly noticeable and shouldn't interfere with your enjoyment as you watch these horny sweeties get themselves off with the machines. For those scenes which offer photo materials, the pictures are about 800 pixels on the long side and the quality level is comparable to that of the videos.

Nav, Design & Features

0/25
  • Design: 0/5
  • Navigation Ease: 0/10
  • Features: 0/10

The Fuck That Machine tour pages have a sort of industrial look with mostly black, yellow, and blue graphics. You can browse preview images and scene info for many of the machine fucking videos available inside, but as usual I would like to see more solid info for potential members concerning the size of the site and other specifics.

Logging into the site puts you at the network's hub page. From here, you can access the entire Fuck That Machine collection as well as all of the included in-network bonuses and third-party feeds sections. The pages within the members' area are extremely crowded and busy, almost to the point of being overwhelming. Despite this, there's a surprising lack of search tools. You can view the bonus materials by niche or by site and there is a comprehensive model index to help you find your favorite stars, but something as simple as a basic keyword search tool has been overlooked.

Browsing the scenes here is done mostly through a tabbed interface that allows for access to all of the various materials for each scene, and you can also narrow the list to include only straight materials, only gay materials, or only tranny related scenes. The scenes are listed five to a page with plenty of small preview images and text to give you an idea of what the scene is all about. When you click a scene, the Flash streaming version will be ready to play right there on the page, and you can also access the downloadable versions of the videos as well as the photos. In addition to the streaming Flash, the site also offers the videos in downloadable AVI, WMV, and MP4 formats. The thumbnail galleries for the photos open the full-size images in a small pop-up window which I found somewhat annoying, but it's the only option for viewing them.

Cost

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Conclusion

Its always nice to see a masturbation porn site doing something a little out of the ordinary, and I think fucking machines definitely counts. That being said, there are quite a few other sites around that offers similar materials and of those that I have personally seen, most are better than this one. Fuck That Machine makes a good, but small, piece of a large network package but really can't compete with the top sites in the machine fucking category.

Pros & Cons

  • + Sexy girls fucking machines
  • + Massive bonus package
  • + Some OK video options
  • - Small collection
  • - Does not update
  • - Seems non-exclusive
  • - Downloads are very slow