Blow Patrol
Blow Patrol 3204 Blow Patrol Blow Patrol has a great concept; guys go around impersonating police officers and convince hot girls to suck their cocks to get out of trouble.
Monthly price $ 24.95
Our total rating: 0/10001

Blow Patrol

Reviewed 2009-07-13 l Last update on

Blow Patrol

Short Review

Blow Patrol has a great concept; guys go around impersonating police officers and convince hot girls to suck their cocks to get out of trouble. There is a nice little selection of episodes in a smaller but still watchable quality and you also get full access to over 24,000 videos in nearly every genre you could think of. If you don't mind quantity over quality and exclusivity, this huge library is worth its cost, if not too impressive.

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  • Exclusivity: 0/5
  • Updates: 0/5
  • Originality: 0/10
  • Quality: 0/15
  • Speed: 0/15
  • Quantity: 0/15

Blow Patrol is a nice little selection of reality porn videos that feature in-car blowjobs. There is a good selection of content in the series as well as over 24,000 other clips in every category; enough porn for about a year, straight.

With your membership to Blow Patrol you get 19 scenes that are specific to the sites theme, each lasting around 15 minutes. The videos consist of a couple of guys driving around and convincing girls they are cops. They arrest the girls and get blowjobs from them in exchange for freedom. Everything is filmed quite nicely for reality style porn and the girls and action are both pretty damn hot. You also get over 24,000 scenes in different categories, so the site acts more as a portal.

The scenes are available both as downloads and streaming right in your browser in a decent looking FLV format (352x288). The downloadable versions are all available in both an XviD format (576x432 @ 2000kbps) as well as a slightly smaller windows WMV (480x360 @ 1000kbps). The videos are DRM free and only some of them have small watermarks.

A lot of the scenes on the site also have photo sets with around 50 pictures in them. The photography quality varies from shoot to shoot but if you like pics, there's a whole lot to go through. The images are viewable online (but not in ZIP files) and they come in a decently sized JPG (800x600). There isn't really anything else to note as far as bonus content and extras, because with 24k clips I really don't need any more porn.

Nav, Design & Features

  • Design: 0/5
  • Navigation Ease: 0/10
  • Features: 0/10

Blow Patrol has a nice main page that tells you about the site and gives away a few free pictures and movies from the stuff in the members area. Signing up to the site seems easy and looks secure, and logging in via the members link up at the top is quick and easy.

The inside of Blow Patrol looks ok, and is easy to understand. On the front page you are shown the sites latest updates. On the left there is a navigational menu that links between the sites various sections; Home, Videos, Pictures, Models, Network, DVD. At the top you can also browse through the top rated and most popular videos.

Use one of the many methods to find a scene you want to watch and click to reach its download page. Here you can simply press play to watch the streaming version of the video. Below this you will find links to all of the downoadable formats as well as more information about the scenes.

On each videos page you will also find a gallery of still images. Clicking the scaled down thumbnail images will enlarge the full sized JPG in the next window.

Blow Patrol has a nice looking decent design that caused me little problems while browsing. The pages loaded fast enough, the streams didn't take to long to buffer and the downloads came in quickly as well.



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Blow Patrol is a tiny selection of videos on a huge site that has enough porn for a prison full of horny men, and although the quality may be a bit low, that fact cant not please me. If you don't mind the non-exclusive non HD content, this one is definitely worth a look.

Pros & Cons

  • + Huge Archives
  • + Many categories
  • - Low quality