Reviewed 2019-01-10 l Last update on 2023-08-23
There's a crazy offer for you at Crazy Porn Pass: 31 sites for $19.95 per month. This isn't exactly a mega-site because the 31 sites aren't linked in one place, but when you take your pass, you can then enter each site individually and enjoy everything each one has on offer with no limits. It's a varied collection with swingers, ebony, interracial, hardcore, college girls, amateurs, BBW, pornstars and trannies. With over 5,500 movies it's certainly a large collection of porn archives.
With 31 sites included in your pass, you're going to find a lot of content. The tour states the numbers, and there's no reason not to believe them: 5,566 videos, 3,542 models and over 1.2 million photos spread out through 31 sites. You sign-up and log in and there you find one page listing all the sites. Here's an example of some of the titles:
Real Tampa Swingers, Bukkake Fest, Gang Bang Dee, Cruel Chloe, Fuck Me Grandpa, Amateur Dumbfucks, Model Muscles, Nerd Pervert and Transsexual Barebacking. And that's just a few. Each one is shown on the black and white page with its title, and you then click the one you want to open, and it opens in a new tab. Here you sign in again, and there you are in the first site of your choice.
All this variety means there's variety in the action but what's neat is that you know from the titles what you're going to find. So, if you're in the mood for slinky college babes doing raunchy things with each other and hung guys, then Hot Bitch High is for you. If, the next day, you want some Milfs, then Watch Out Wives will do for you. Fancy some newbies? Then how about POV Auditions? And when you want some teen babes, then Teen Girl Photos will do the trick - and that site does carry videos too. In fact, they all seem to have videos and images, but how exclusive they are is hard to say.
The movies were easy to get to once in a site, and they were easy to view. They come with streaming options in Flash and usually one download. There were 'small' and 'medium' resolutions for Flash with the screen at 980 x 490, and the download Mp4 files came out at 640 x 360. Older videos may be even smaller, and there may be some that are larger, but all the videos I took came out at a low-to-midrange 640 x 360, and I didn't find anything in HD. Also, I didn't find any upload dates or news, so there's nothing to say if these sites are growing or if this is simply a collection of porn from a few years ago and that's it.
Each of the 31 sites comes with galleries, and these hold various numbers of images each, so there's no easy average. I found sets of 50, 100 or 200 + and these appeared to be digital shots. Downloaded, they were at 600 x 800 px in size, which, again, is not huge or particularly modern, but the quality was okay. There were no zip files or slideshows, and you have to open them one at a time and then save and back-button out.
It's all a bit simple, and I'm still not sure about updates or exclusivity. What I can say, though, is that there's plenty of varied content. Some sites have 50 vids, others have over 200, and some may well be updating but just not saying so, and the bottom line is that you're only paying $19.95 for everything so you can't really complain about anything.
Each of the sites I saw (and if I'd seen all of them it would have taken me a month) looked to work in the same way. A simple menu leading to videos, galleries and the bonus sites, the other sites in your collection - again, you have to sign in separately each time which is a bit of a pain. It also means you can't cross-reference and search sites, and there are very few search and sort functions if any. I was presented with a page of videos and then numbered index pages which were easy to navigate. The video pages let me rate the scenes and leave a comment, but there was no other information.
There were no model indexes and no other functions to each site really. Videos, photos (no slides or zips), and a list of the other sites, plus an add to favourites function to use if you want. I didn't find any technical issues, everything worked, but the videos weren't up to today's high specs for HD. This meant that files were fast to download.
The sign-up offers are good here. Basically, you are buying access to 31 archives for $19.95 per month [but there are two cross-sales on the join page to be aware of], even if you take the three-month option, it works out about the same. The cheapest one is the $119.40 for the year, as that works out at $9.95 per month paid in one instalment, though without knowing the update schedule if any, it's hard to say if that gives you on-going value. What you can say, however, is that it's probably going to take you a good couple of months to see and collect all the content with your Crazy Porn Pass.
The price Vs what you get with your Crazy Porn Pass is definitely crazy. Over 5,500 videos from 31 archives for only $19.95, and most of the time the porn is decent, midrange quality, though not HD and possibly not that up to date. The tricky part is having to open each site separately and not being able to search the whole lot in one go, but then it's not really a network. Your pass gets you into 31 different, varied and sexy archives of simple videos and galleries and offers you decent value.
