Reviewed 2008-09-25 l Last update on 2023-08-23
It's not hockey sticks, chopsticks or pogo sticks that the horny mommies here at MILFs on Sticks are after it's man sticks! The moms here range from barely old enough to have children to well over 50, but what they have in common is an insatiable appetite for hard cock! The site offers unlimited access to its semi-exclusive collection of MILF themed hardcore videos and photos, plus bonus access to 21 additional sites in a wide range of naughty categories!
MILFs on Sticks offers a collection of videos and photos which seem to have been filmed specifically for the site, but it looks like these scenes are offered for use on other sites as third party feeds, so the collection here is what I would consider semi-exclusive. There are 56 video/photo combo scenes available, but updates have essentially been stopped for years. There is a single scene with a 2007 date stamp, but before that, the most recent update was made sometime in 2005. Luckily, with 21 additional sites and tons of third party bonus material available for the same price, the lack of updates here isn't as big a problem as it would be for a stand-alone collection.
Everyone has their own idea of what constitutes a MILF. Some say motherhood status is the only prerequisite, but personally, I like my MILFs to be at least approaching 30-35 years old. That being said, many of the horny babes here aren't exactly what I would consider MILF material because they seem to be under 25 years old, but you may disagree. The earlier half of the scenes seem to feature younger women while the more recent half focuses more on older babes in the 40-50 year old range. The action is hardcore and nasty and can include one-on-one fucking with a horny MILF and younger stud or even group action with DPs, anal, blowjobs, pussy licking and more.
The lack of updates isn't the only problem with the materials here at MILFs on Sticks. The quality could really use some improvement. There are two quality levels available, and the low quality version is, frankly, not even worth downloading with a bitrate of just 150 kbps. The higher quality versions range from 320x240 pixels, 600 kbps or so to around 520x420, 1100 kbps, but none of the videos I downloaded were very clear or nice looking, and most looked pretty bad. Poor lighting, graininess and improper color balance are all very apparent here. Photos are much better at over 1000 pixels on the long side, and overall I would consider the photo quality to be much higher than the video quality, but it's still not quite perfect and it's definitely not enough to make up for the quality issues I encountered with these hardcore MILF fucking flicks.
MILFs on Sticks' tour pages are done in shades of yellow, brown and gold, and even though they list specific scenes with a few preview pictures, I didn't really feel like this site tour did its job properly. The preview images are very small, there is no mention of the size of the collection or the update status, and to top it all off, it's misleading. Not only does the tour preview only the older ladies from the collection, leaving out the fact that many of the babes are much younger, but they also grossly exaggerate the quality of the flicks by claiming to offer them at DVD levels.
The member's area here isn't difficult to use, but it's also not exactly feature-packed. The scenes are listed beginning on the entrance page, and a top menu will get you to the other areas of the network including recent and upcoming updates, although the only updates listed in either section are for other network sites. Other menu options include a list of all included bonus sites, reality sites and DVDs which are both bonus sections, and dating which is an ad. Many of the same options available on the top menu can also be access via a sidebar on the right-hand side of the main member's area page.
The only way to view the materials here is in order of date, and as far as I can tell, there is no way to sort them or search the collection at all. Some of the scenes are listed with a brief scene description made up of a sentence or two, but most are just listed with a single thumbnail and that's it. Photos are available for viewing in basic thumbnail galleries while videos are offered for download or streaming in WMV format only. Two quality levels are offered, but the bitrate info given on the site isn't always or even usually accurate. The videos are only available to stream or download in chunks with no full length version offered.
Overall, I have to say I am not a fan of MILFs on Sticks when taken on its own merits. The large bonus package may be worth a look, but on its own, this one just can't cut it. The quality issues and lack of updates and member's area features really hurt, so I would take a very close look at the rest of the included network sites before spending any money here, particularly since it's not possible to join this semi-exclusive MILF porn site on a trial basis.
