Reviewed 2012-07-27 l Last update on 2020-09-27
Mobile Porn Archive is one of the few sites I can ever remember reviewing that makes almost no claims on its own tour. Theyve got some preview thumbnails and the titles of the few scenes listed for potential members to check out, and that's it. Obviously, based on the name of the site, we're dealing with a mobile collection and it looks like we'll have to go inside to find out anything else.
Mobile Porn Archive seems to be a relatively new site, but it wasn't until I logged in that I realized just how much of a problem that is. The collection here is tiny and just 27 scenes, and with no dates to be found anywhere it's hard to say if or when new materials will be added.
Although there's nothing in the title to indicate it, astute porn fans will probably have noticed that all of the scenes previewed on the outside of the site here fall into the anal sex category, and that trend continues once inside. Every last video here down to the scene is anally themed and each has a title like Ass Jacked 2 or Anal Zone 5 that tells me these come from various anal themed DVD releases.
When it comes to quality on mobile sites, large dimensions and super high bitrates are really what we look for. Instead, we want clear, crisp files that are an appropriate size for mobile devices. The videos here come in a few different sizes and formats including MP4 files at 480 x 320 pixels, 800 kbps and much smaller WMV format files at just 180 x 120 pixels. They don't always look as clear as I would like and in some cases the color seems washed out.
There's not much to report when it comes to the features and navigation here at Mobile Porn Archive. You login to the site, you'll find all 27 of the scenes listed on a single very long page. You click a scene, you'll be taken to a page where you can access the downloadable files in low-quality WMV and low and higher quality MP4 files.
On top of the tiny collection and lack of update information here, I was disappointed to see that all of the flicks are offered in clips only, although it looks like it at least can choose to download or stream the flick depending on the specific device you use. You sometimes have to download or click on up to 18 individual parts to see a full flick.
Mobile Porn Archive is definitely at the bottom of my list of all of the mobile sites I have reviewed. The collection here is smaller and less diverse than anywhere else I have visited. The lack of update information and overall options and features for members just makes things worse. This one may grow and improve in the future, but it's simply not worth the admittedly below average cost of entry at the present time.
