Reviewed 2021-01-05 l Last update on 2021-01-05
Here's a blast from the past that will appeal to all fans of amateur sports sex and erotica. Sexy Olympics is an archive of images and videos where the girls (and guys) are arranged into 49 sporting categories. There's plenty of naked flesh on show, some hardcore, female masturbation and girls together, and everything has the added frisson of being sports-related. We're looking at an old site here, styled in the classic design of the 90s, and the retro feel adds to the horny entertainment.
Back in the late 90s and early 2000s, there was a trend of amateur webmasters to set up their own sites, almost as hobbies, and I know that because that's how I started. Armed with some basic web design tools and a passion for sharing what we found erotic, we came up with all kinds of sites run from home rather than a porn office, and for a long time, this was the way porn was run online. What's excellent about Sexy Olympics is that it is one of those sites and it's still going strong. At least, the archive is still there with content from 2006 up to 2016, and over those ten years, it has amassed 23,563 individual files in 319 albums set out in 49 sporting categories.
The home page gives you the list, and it's a long one, and it also gives you the dates the content was posted. You can find the videos in one place and the album list in another, and it can be sorted by date, popularity and so on. It's all about sports here, with girls dressed in various outfits according to the sport, and girls stripping down from their soccer gear or American Football kit, showing boobs, flashing pussy, sometimes masturbating and playing with toys. There are also some hardcore albums with sporty, fit guys with hard boners who put the girls through their paces, and even in those heady scenes, there's still a sporting frisson or element to the movies.
Some of the many sports covered include Baseball, Basketball, Boating, Bodybuilding (men), Running, Fishing, Fitness and even Horse-riding. There are a couple of categories which are a bit of a squeeze to get into the definition of 'sports', but you've got to be fit for Ballet, and who doesn't like a Massage after a hard session in the gym? Each album is shown with a sample pic and the date it was added, and a click sends you to the viewing page for the gallery or video.
I think it's fair to say that most of the content at Sexy Olympics are pics (hence the olym-pics, perhaps), though there are 18 categories of videos, each one holding its own number of clips. The images are arranged in galleries with various numbers of shots per set, though around 100 seems an average, and these are easy to browse and save. You're given good old-fashioned thumbnail pages with a filmstrip slider to browse through, you can also run a slideshow and save pics one at a time. Doing this, you find images at 500 x 755 px or 600 x 397 px, and the quality is fine.
Over in the videos area, you also find movies arranged in categories including four exclusive collections, some bonuses and some high-resolution movies. Here, high-resolution seems to mean 640 x 480 as the movies are old ones, remember, and others from further back are 320 x 240. Having said that, they were fine when downloaded and although not HD by today's standards, they were perfectly watchable. Some are a few minutes in length, others are over 30, you have some POV jerk-off scenes, some hardcore and plenty of variety all-round. All the files I downloaded were WMV format, swift to come down, but there was no streaming option.
Okay, so Sexy Olympics is an archive and one that's worth seeing. There are some exclusive scenes to grab, and they are mainly about girls riding fucking-machines, bicycles with dildos in the saddle and other inventive pieces of kit, and there are some that are older in resolution terms, but all are acceptable viewing quality. The same goes for the images which make a great addition to any collection. It's all about sexy babes, hard guys, sporting or not, and photo collections, all of which makes Sexy Olympics something of a rare treasure.
Sexy Olympics, as I've said, has a retro look to it and it's all very simple. To be honest, this works better for me than it would if it was all flashing lights and techno-gizmos. That would not suit the style of the connate at all. You've got a straightforward menu with links to the Albums (photos) and the Videos, and the home page gives you the full list and content count numbers with small sample pics and upload dates. There are no false promises or offers, you get what you see, and that's that, and I had no technical issues at all.
Clicking through photos is simple, and the galleries come with all kinds of handy tools like slideshows and simple downloads, plus information on each individual image. Navigation generally is easy, and there are ways to filter or rearrange the content, including a simple search page.
Access to Sexy Olympics is, like the site itself, simple. It's not costly for such a large archive and comes in at only $14.95 for 30 days recurring or $19.95 for 30 days non-recurring. Signing up is with CCBill (a well-established and respected processor), and there are no cross-sale or hidden charges.
Sexy Olympics takes us back to the earlier days of simple porn sites and offers us a variety of gorgeous, sporty girls in and out of their kit, in a massive number of photos and some videos. It's a wonderful retro blast from the past that's still being cared for and still offering some exclusive content along with classic, sports erotica and hardcore. There are over 23,000 images to collect, plus the movies, helping this site to win game, set and match.
