Reviewed 2009-05-19 l Last update on 2020-10-19
Pearl Teens is a small, non-exclusive collection of smut featuring what appear to be Eastern European cuties in hardcore, lesbian and softcore action. Teen porn is just about the most popular category of porno out there, so Pearl Teens will really need to work overtime to stand out from the crowd. Let's get inside the members area and find out what this one is all about.
The Pearl Teens collection features mostly sexy white cuties who appear to be Eastern European. These lovely lasses are quite naughty and love to play with their pussies alone, get freaky with their cute girlfriends and hook up with well hung guys for some hardcore fun. Aside from the barely legal teen aspect here, there's really no particular theme and scenes generally take place in typical bedroom and living room settings.
There is absolutely no scene or model info whatsoever here at Pearl Teens, not even the models names. In fact, coupled with the fact that these materials don't seem to be exclusive, give this collection and extremely generic feel. The collection is actually quite small, particularly the video section which has just 13 flicks. The site is slightly better stocked with photo galleries with 55 so far, but even though the dates here would indicate ongoing growth, the numbers don't lie and this collection doesn't actually grow at all. Seven bonus sites are included with membership here and you can even get more bonus sites if you stick around for a while although frankly, I'm not sure that I would bother.
There's not much consistency with the quality of the videos here at Pearl Teens. Videos range from 320 x 240 pixels, 700 kbps to 720 x 480 pixels, 2000 kbps. Even the top-quality scenes often have issues with color balance and I just wasn't impressed with the quality of the videos overall. The photos fare perhaps a bit better at a size of over 1000 pixels on the long side, and most are pretty clear and nice looking.
Pearl Teens seemed rather generic to me from the get-go. Maybe it's just because I've seen so many teen porn sites using the same old boring, recycled materials that I can spot them from a mile away, but I definitely had that feeling here. The tour pages are mostly pink and, inexplicably, feature goldfish graphics along with the hot babes. There really aren't any seen previews whatsoever and information about what you get with your membership is virtually nonexistent except as it applies to the bonus sites.
The inside of the site is so plain and basic that it almost doesn't warrant talking about. A menu near the top links to the photos, videos, top 20 rated scenes, bonus sites and a software download section, and the same sections are repeated in the main body of the page below the menu. Below that, you'll find some third-party ad followed by some extremely outdated video update information from 2006.
There are absolutely no search or sort tools here at Perl Teens, and in fact, as I mentioned there is absolutely no scene info at all. You can download the videos in full links WMV or MPEG files and there are no quality options to choose from. Photos may be viewed in thumbnail galleries or downloaded in ZIP files
I said at the beginning that Perl Teens would really need to put on it A-game to have any hope of competing with the literally thousands of teen porn sites available. Unfortunately, this site just doesn't cut it. The small bonus package that comes at the beginning of membership isn't nearly enough to make up for the shortcomings of the site, and sticking around for several months on end trying to get access to the rest of the bonus sites just doesn't make sense. I think I'd look elsewhere!