Reviewed 2010-09-25 l Last update on 2023-08-23
Smack My Bitch is a porn site with an identity crisis. A quick glance at the tour pages reveals what appears to be a preview of a teen themed collection with an emphasis on rough sex, but upon closer inspection, I found a mishmash of material ranging from solo toy play to hardcore group sex featuring babes ranging from barely legal teens to 35-year-old Eastern European women. Want to know more? Let's get inside the members' area and get all the details.
Smack My Bitch seems to have been around for just over a year. While updates over the site's history have tended to come at least weekly and sometimes every few days, it looks like this collection have recently stopped updates altogether. The relatively inactive members-only forum have several messages from members inquiring when the next update will be, but no one from the site's staff has answered this question yet. Currently, there are over 255 scenes available here. It looks like all of the scenes offer video footage, while around 150 of the scenes also come with matching digital still photos. The remaining scenes typically come with a set of screen capture images instead of photos.
Although I'm not 100% sure, my best guess is that the materials here are a mix of exclusive and non-exclusive materials. A decent portion of the scenes here do indeed feature Eastern European teens in rough, hardcore action as promised by the tour, but there's also a mix of other kinds of smut as well. The Eastern European babes here range from 18 to about 35 or so and you can see them playing with toys solo, getting it on with their hot girlfriends, posing in sexy outfits, masturbating in the shower, and just having good old-fashioned sex with well hung studs. Some of the scenes branch into kinkier stuff like light bondage, spanking, or strap on action, but overall I wouldn't call this a fetish oriented collection.
Although perhaps not as perfect as I was hoping, the large videos here, which time at up to 1280 x 720 pixels, 4100 kbps, look very nice. The only real problem I encountered was slightly incorrect color balance in a few of the flicks which can leave the performers' skin looking a little more red or pink than it ought to. The photos come at 1000 pixels on the long side and are a bit more consistent when it comes to sufficient lighting and correct color balance than the flicks.
The pink and silvery white tour pages for Smack My Bitch prominently feature previews for the sites teen and rough sex themed materials on the Main page, but if you to continue the tour, you'll quickly see that the collection is more diverse than it first appears. Each scene is also dated, so there's no mystery about the fact that updates have stopped (at least for the time being) even before you get inside the members' area.
The members' area here is very plain and simple, and frankly a collection this time could use the more advanced navigation features. Scenes are listed 21 to a page with a single small thumbnail image for each, and many of them have completely un-descriptive names like "episode 78." The materials aren't divided into different categories, and there's no way to search them, either. There is a model index, but all you can really do is view the gals in alphabetical order. You can't search for certain physical attributes, and there's no info about models. The only thing the model index offers that is actually useful is the ability to get a full list of all of the scenes a particular model has been featured in.
The overall lack of choices and features is also apparent when it comes to the flicks. Although you can opt to either stream or download each video, only a single format is offered for each. WMV files are offered for download while all streaming is done in Flash format. The image sets, including both the digital stills and the screen captures, can be viewed in thumbnail galleries, watched as an automatic slideshow, or downloaded in ZIP files.
If you are interested in seeing a variety of action featuring sexy, mostly young Eastern European hotties, Smack My Bitch might have some sexy stuff to offer for you despite the rather imprecise name and apparent lack of current updates. This collection would definitely benefit from some consistent growth, a more advanced members area, and a bit more of a coherent theme. While not a top teen porn site, those intrigued by the previews will surely find enough to make it worth their while.
