Reviewed 2014-07-21 l Last update on 2020-09-27
Porno Joe's Cafe is a place you can call into when you want a quick snack. When you want to pause for a moment, take a load off, and have a quick glance at some original porn that's exclusive to a site, then this is the site to sit down at. Find a booth, check out the girls and the BJs, and the hardcore and then get back to your daily routine. It's not a large site but it does say it is updating every week. You can download, the quality is fine and there's an introductory first month price.
We are told that the content here is exclusive and updated weekly; there's nothing inside the members' area to tell us if that's the case and, to be honest, I had some trouble running the streams. So I was left with 49 scenes to download and these came with various options, not all of them consistent.
Checking the movie that was at the top of the list on the home page, one that starred Jessie Parker, I found three download options, 1080p, 720p and one for mobiles. The smaller files were at 320 x 240 and were quick enough to download and even though the screen was small it did enlarge and the quality was fine. There was also a zip file download for photos and the stream screen. When I clicked the stream I had a message: No video with supported file format and MME type found. There is a link to contact and suggestions so that's the way to go to ask whats going on there. There were no other help pages that I could see, not in the members' area at least. And there are no other menu links apart from the links to individual videos.
Checking other videos I found the same errors with the streams, and I also found that some of the videos had the same download options but most only had a 720 download option. Not all of them had zip file downloads and there were no galleries to view on line. I tried some of the zip downloads and found image galleries to browse on my own PC that contained around 100 pics per set. Images were at 2,155 x 1,684 and each one was around 1.8 Mbs in size, so some of the zip files took as long as the videos to download. The quality was great though.
The site describes the theme as being about ordinary Joe's screwing sexy ladies, and that certainly looks to be the case in some videos. The movies have a kind of amateur feel to them which works really well and they are well filmed. I found some nice POV moments and it was easy to find yourself slipping into the role of the guy with the camera. The women are sexy and Id not seen any of them before. They come across as natural and do really well in the giving-head department.
So, the quality is good, the models are great, the filming is good and the photos are fine too. There's nothing wrong with the content, it's exclusive and well made, but there are, for me, issues around the lack of update news and viewing options, the lack of galleries and information.
As the members' area only has one page it won't take me long to tell you about all the extra functions and features as there aren't any. Well, there is the contact and suggestions form which pops up when you click the link and where you can fill out and post off your thoughts. And you are able to leave comments on the video pages and also rate the scenes. But that's it. There is no information about the girls other than what you might hear in the videos, and there are no details about the movies. We don't know if they are shared with the other sites from the same team, we don't know when they were made or who is in them; the only info we are given is the models name.
There is no top menu for navigation but there is always a home link on the video page so you really just hop from front page to viewing page and back again. You have to download the photos yourself and then unzip them and run them in whatever software you use for viewing photos.
The site is therefore easy to navigate and gives only one technical headache: the fact that the streams didn't run. I also tried running the downloads with a left click as you can sometimes do, but that didn't work; so you really are only left with a right click and save as for each video.
Sorry, but I was disappointed with Porno Joe's Cafe and I can only hope that it takes steps to reinvent itself soon. It promises weekly updates but there is no way of telling if this is happening and it promises hardcore but I only saw BJs, and hand jobs. The quality is good though, and the models are hot, the photos are neat but complicated to see, and the video viewing options are limited. As a cafe it left me feeling hungry.
