Totally Blondes
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Totally Blondes

Reviewed 2008-12-13 l Last update on

Totally Blondes

Short Review

If you have more then a huge fetish for blondes, this site has some god damn hot ones staring in the content. Big breasted blonde beauties suck and fuck their way through a bevy of male performers. The site gives members access to 10+ additional adult sites,
which collectively holds over 3,000 video scenes for members to enjoy browsing. Totally Blondes also has a sister site called Totally Brunettes which is equally just as
entertaining as

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  • Exclusivity: 0/5
  • Updates: 0/5
  • Originality: 0/10
  • Quality: 0/15
  • Speed: 0/15
  • Quantity: 0/15

I just have to say this, all of the Blonde girls that feature on the initial site join page are absolutely, totally fuckable, gorgeous and hot. The content in the site collection has those same girls featured in the content but it seems to be buried somewhere in there. I was a little confused and this changed into being unhappy as I realised that the level and class of the girls featured on the site join page was not consistent with what content the site actually delivered in the site after the members had joined. I really don't like getting the impression that Im buying an apple and ending up with an orange.

The content collection on the site has 137 Videos, over 120,000 pictures and collectively across all of the additional sites that members get access to over 3,000 videos in the network collection when joining. Formats listed on the outside of the site for downloading and watching the content are: Flash, Windows Media Video (WMV), IPOD , PSP and MP4 compatible. I could only get access to one of the listed formats, the content was only available in Windows Media Video (WMV). The image sets are displayed in 1210 x 783 and 783 x 1210 Pixels and are hi quality pictures.

I normally mention my favorite performer in this section, but the video footage on the site is constantly disrupted and I didn't get to view enough give an honest opinion or even get an impression of what the content was like.

Nav, Design & Features

  • Design: 0/5
  • Navigation Ease: 0/10
  • Features: 0/10

Once logging into the members area, members will be directed to the main site page. This is the home page of the site and generally all of the requests that members make will generate from options that are available on this page. Members can return to the main members area page by selecting the HOME option featured at the top of most of the site pages.

The site layout is a little different then the normal adult site layout. The Totally Blondes banner is at the top of the page, but the navigation option menu is located in a different spot. It is under the banner in the top right corner of the home page. The logic to the site navigation is set out in click and play type scenario. Although this gives the member freedom on the site, I think that the content could be displayed a little better then it is. The navigation options on the right side menu are very self explanatory, Solo Blondes, Blondes on Action, Blondes vs Blondes, Blondes on Films, Hi-Def Blonde Movies and Extra Stuff.

All of the video and image content are split up into the specific categories, but it is all displayed together with no distinct separation between the content. Members will get access to the video/ movie content on the site by selecting the Blondes on Film option from the menu. The video content is displayed with screenshots from the video footage, screenshots are still images that are taken from the video. Members can also view the mat6ching image sets to the scene by clicking the view screenshots option.

The site boasts to joining members that there are many format options for members to use to either download or watch the content on the site. However the only option that is available to watch the content via livestreaming and to download is Windows Media Video (WMV). The stats on the livestreaming option were: scene length 14.04, bit rate 832 Kbps, screen size 640 x 480 with the option to upsize by right clicking on the screen and selecting the zoom in option from the menu. The live streaming on the site is disrupted by the constant stopping and starting of the video scenes. I have to say I was disappointed about this because I was expecting so much more from this site purely based on the original members site join page.



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I was a little disappointed in the performance of this site, there is a huge difference from what members should expect by looking at the initial site join page and what they actually get access to. The content is good, the idea and concept of the site is great, but the general content delivery and site layout lets the site down a little. Dont get me wrong, this blonde porn site is quite good but there is nothing on the site that would warrant a special mention.

Pros & Cons

  • + Content is updated regularly
  • + Great site concept
  • - Site layout and functions were disappointing