Reviewed 2010-07-24 l Last update on 2020-09-27
Suck Me Bitch is a small, non-exclusive collection of blowjob themed videos and photos that is part of a large porn network. All of the action here is oral and features amateur chicks who love to suck Dix. Members of Suck Me Bitch get bonus access to over 30 additional collection, many of which are exclusive to the network.
Suck Me Bitch is one of those small, non-exclusive sites it doesn't have a lot of personality of its own. The materials here seem to be taken from a variety of sources, and they play out in different ways. Some of them are filmed in a reality style where a couple of dudes pick up a chick on the street, others are more straightforward and just get right down to the dick sucking action.
The collection here stands at just 19 videos. A separate photo section lists 24 picture galleries, but all of the images are very poor quality screen captures taken from video files and not actual digital still photos. The site does not appear to have updated any time recently, and frankly I would be surprised if it has ever updated at all. With a collection this small, the bonus materials are extremely important. Although none of the included bonus sites are specifically blowjob oriented, there is plenty of hardcore action to be seen on this network and you will certainly find some additional oral flicks if you dig around.
Aside from the tiny size of the collection, the quality is perhaps the worst aspect of Suck Me Bitch. These flicks are available at just 320 x 240 pixels, 300 kbps. The flicks are blurry and grainy, and the lighting is often poor. The bottom line is that these blowjob videos just don't look very good and the specs on these video files would have been outdated almost 10 years ago.
A quick look at the Suck Me Bitch tour pages that should give you a pretty good idea of the quality level of the materials you'll find inside. Even on the tour, things are too dark and often blurry. They promise new videos weekly, a very misleading claim.
Once inside, things are almost overly simplistic. There are no search or navigation tools, and the scenes are simply listed five to a page. The main menu near the top of the page actually offers almost no useful sections since the majority of the buttons here lead you to add that up cells. The photo section, as mentioned, only contains bad quality screen capture images. WMV and MOV formats are offered for your choice of download or streaming at a single very low quality level.
Suck Me Bitch is simply not a good site. The materials are low in quality, the collection is tiny, they don't have any exclusive content, and they don't update. You might joint for the included bonus sites, but those interested in finding the biggest and best blowjob bang for the buck will certainly need to keep on searching.
