Dirty Masseur
Dirty Masseur 5293 Dirty Masseur Dirty Masseur is a brand-new hardcore massage site that just launched in December of 2011.
Trial price $ 1.00
Discount price $ 19.95
Monthly price $ 29.95
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Dirty Masseur

Reviewed 2012-01-21 l Last update on

Dirty Masseur

Short Review

Dirty Masseur is a brand-new hardcore massage site that just launched in December of 2011. This is a high quality site that features gorgeous young porn stars like Asa Akira and Aleska Diamond in exclusive scenes where they get fully nude, have their sexy bodies wheeled down, and did suck and suck like banshees! Is there enough here at this brand-new site to make it worth your time? Let's go inside the members' area and find out together!

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  • Exclusivity: 0/5
  • Updates: 0/5
  • Originality: 0/10
  • Quality: 0/15
  • Speed: 0/15
  • Quantity: 0/15

So far, the collection here at Dirty Masseur is pretty small with just 15 videos available. This site is so new that it doesn't really seem to have established a definite update pattern yet, although I believe the materials are being added once per week. This is a pretty average rate of growth, but I think a brand-new site that's still this small would definitely benefit from more frequent updates.

Dirty Masseur does an excellent job of sticking to its hardcore massage theme. Each scene has a specific plot that incorporates a sexy, oily massage and hardcore sex. Sometimes the scenarios are pretty straightforward, such as Presley Hart getting a massage for her birthday that turns into a hardcore pounding, while others are a bit more "out there," such as Samantha Saint portraying a bossy, demanding, and scantily clad hooker that needs a rub down after a long, hard day at work. Each video contains a significant amount of footage with long lingering close-ups of the babes oiled down body and luscious curves before the dirty masseur gets down to business and moves things into the hardcore realm.

The quality of the videos here at Dirty Masseur is excellent. Even the Flash streaming versions of each flick play crisply and smoothly with no major problems when enlarged for full-screen viewing. Downloadable versions of each flick are offered at up to an impressive 1280 x 720 pixels with bitrates topping 4000 kbps.

Nav, Design & Features

  • Design: 0/5
  • Navigation Ease: 0/10
  • Features: 0/10

The tour pages for Dirty Masseur are a virtual copy of the members area, and you can preview all of the included scenes, the update information, and check out the model index. There's definitely no mystery about what you'll receive with your membership here.

The members area here doesn't really offer any search or navigation features, and although that's not really a problem at the site's current size, things will need to improve when it gets bigger. Scenes are listed with a single medium sized thumbnail and a title to represent each, and each scene has its own page where you can access the streaming and downloadable versions of the flick as well as a video trailer. Flash streaming is offered in your choice of five different quality levels while downloadable versions of each video are available in WMV, MPEG, and MP4 formats. The MP4 version of each flick offers the highest quality level.



Members Area Screenshots


Dirty Masseur is off to an OK start, but not only are things here much smaller than most other massage themed sites I've visited, but I also thought that the massage aspect itself wasn't quite as strong here. In any case, the small size of the collection, relatively slow update rate, and lack of any bonus materials or sites to help pad the collection out, unfortunately makes for a somewhat lackluster site.

Pros & Cons

  • + Exclusive massage hardcore scenes
  • + Good quality
  • + Streaming in several quality levels
  • - Still pretty small
  • - Update rate could be faster
  • - Plain members' area lacks search and navigation features