Reviewed 2009-04-16 l Last update on 2020-10-19
1000 Orgasms is a porn site dedicated to super hot babes getting their freak on by having their tickle massaged and jiggled by the sybian machine. Their slogan reads Sybyan + Hot Chick = 1000 Orgasms, and that is true. This site will definitely get a rise out of any horny guy, the babes are so hot it even made me horny! 1000 Orgasms gives you high quality photos and multiple format videos. It wasn't updated since 2006, even though the babes are hot there are better sites out there...
This female masturbation site has archives of content, I say archived because by the looks of it, the site hasn't been updated since 09-14-06. No updates since 2006!? That give it a big minus mark on my porn site radar from the get go! Anyway moving on... I was blown away by the tour, it is very well designed with an easy overview of all the hotties inside. It sold me right away, so I picked up a membership and logged right on in! After getting to the members only section, the Free Bonus Sites stared me right in the eye. Great! Looks like this pass gives me access to 13 sites for 1! NICE! I checked out the line up of ladies and must say it's very impressive [just like in the tour] they have blondes, brunettes, red heads, even ebony and Latina girls. You may read about the girl on her page, and click through to her photos and videos.
There are 39 girls/scenes. Each girl has high resolution photos (size 533px 800px for vertical, and 800px 534px horizontal) that you may view in individual galleries. The movie page has a built in live streaming window where the girls individual movie starts playing by itself. You have the option to download WMV-HIGH, WMV-LOW, and HIGH MPG formats. They could have done a better job of design by at least mentioning how big each video is, so you know which one to download!
With your username and password to 1000 orgasms you also get access to 12 other BONUS awesome exclusive pay sites for FREE... and the list includes:
BorderBangers
TeenBrazil
StripClubExposed
CollegeFuckFest
MommyLovesCock
YankMyCrank
RectalRooter
BorderBangers
BlackBrosWhiteHoes
TrannyHunt
EuroFuckTrip
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Each paysite has a vast variety of movies and photos ready to download. All-in-all, due to the quality Bonus content getting access to 1000 orgasms is a great idea!
The tour itself, and the public masturbation site is very nicely designed. It is easy to review and get the essentials. Signing up for an account is a breeze, and after you become a member getting to the members area only takes a click.
Once you login, you are presented with a mediocre members only page. While it is easy to navigate, they could have done a better job to outline the focal points. In other words, the stuff you came to see like the pictures, girl bio's, photos and more! Instead when you login you are greeted by the huge list of bonus sites, followed by countless third-party up sells (places where you need to sign up to get access to, or buy a product separately). There is also the OUR LATEST UPDATES box, when I looked expecting to see weekly updates, I was disappointed to see the last update date to be 09-14.06! That is a big negative right there I already mentioned. The top navigation bar gives you access to the girls. Click All Girls to see the lineup of hotties playing with the Sybian, and having their juicy cunts jiggled and rubbed. You may scroll down to see the girls, and click next to see more of the ladies. There are two buttons "HER PICTURES" and "HER VIDEOS" to get you to the goodies.
You may also view the photos and pics by clicking VIDEOS ONLY, PICTURES ONLY on the top navigation bar. Each girls picture page has thumbnails that you may click to bring up the high resolution photo. The video page allows you watch the video live in your web browser or save it to your computer in a variety of formats, MPG or Windows Media Video (WMV). There are two bitrates for WMV, High quality, and Low Quality. MPG is available only in High Quality format. Unfortunately they don't disclose the bitrates, nor the size of the files, an other minus. Plus there's no back button on the video page, and because it opened in a new window you can't press back on your browser. Yet an other minus.
After you make your way back to the main page, clicking BONUS SITES will give you the exact same stuff that's already on the main page. The LIVE GIRLS link takes you to a page, that says coming soon. Considering they haven't updated since 2006, I wonder if it will ever come. An other big minus. The Site Links button opens a weird page in a pop up. Avoid.
This site had potential when I visited the tour, it sold me to join. But when I got to the members only area I was dissapointed that they haven't updated since 2006! At the same time I was pleased that I got access to 12 other quality sites that have lots of weekly or daily updates. 1000 Orgasms has hotties, but the fact that their members area is poorly designed, most likely the work of an amateur designer turns me off. There are a lot of cross sells, up sells too.
