Reviewed 2012-01-05 l Last update on 2020-09-27
If youve ever gotten a lapdance, youve no doubt wished that things could go beyond simple bumping and grinding. Here at Lap Dance Gone Bad, you can see what happens when naughty strippers throw out all the rules and fulfill your fantasies! These gals dance, strip, suck, and fuck! Membership comes with free access to several bonus sites, but does the main attraction, the lap dance fun, live up to the hype? Lets get inside the members area and find out!
Lap Dance Gone Bad is a very small site with just 9 videos and 14 photo slideshows. Though the tour pages promise daily updates, this collection hasnt actually updated in years. In fact, I have to wonder if anyone involved with the site has even bothered to check it out, since errors on the site that I noticed months and months ago on a previous visit are still apparent.
The materials here feature some well known porn babes as well as some amateur hotties I havent seen before. Recognizable faces include the girl-next-door cutie Haley Wilde, exotic lovely Keeani Lei, and busty stunner Gianna Michaels. Youll see them griding seductively, stripping, lap-dancing, and even masturbating before they start getting down and dirty with their lucky customers. Many of the flicks are filmed in strip club settings with pounding music and flashing lights, and things can be so extreme at times with all that movement that its hard to tell whats going on.
The quality level here is pretty low. These flicks are typically 480x360 pixels with bitrates in the 500 kbps range. Theyre often blurry or pixilated, and enlarging from their normal size only makes this worse. The photos are perhaps the biggest disappointment, however. The link to view each photo gallery is broken, and the only way to view the images is to watch a slideshow which displays each pic for only a few seconds. Theres no way to stop the slideshow or slow it down.
The tour pages here fill you in on the naughty lap dance theme, but dont hint at the small size of the collection or the fact that updates havent happened in months or even years. This site needs an overhaul all around, and the tour is no exception.
The members area here is extremely simple. There is a very long list of months going back to 2006 on the main page which I believe are meant to link to updates, but almost none of the months seem to lead anywhere. A few have news updates which mostly seem unrelated to Lap Dance Gone Bad and instead concern some of the other network sites. Links to the photo and video content are found on the main menu at the top of the members area.
As I mentioned, the photos here are only viewable as a slideshow. The quality is OK, but not being able to view each picture for as long as you want is pretty much a deal breaker and completely ruins the experience. The videos are offered for download in MOV or WMV formats, or sometimes both.
Lap Dance Gone Bad seems like a sexy concept, but they havent pulled it off very well at all. Theres just not enough here to warrant a join, and what is here isnt very good. Some of the other sites in this network have a lot more to offer than Lap Dance Gone Bad, and they might be worth looking into.
