Reviewed 2014-01-23 l Last update on 2020-09-27
In the mood for something cheesy? You might want to check out the offerings at Smelly Dick. This European fetish site is offering something slightly different: young twink guys from East Europe with no sense of smell and no idea how to clean their dicks properly. They line up for sex and peel back their uncut cocks to reveal cheesy deposits that you can practically smell as you watch. It is a small site but it holds exclusive content.
When I say it is a small site, it actually holds 21 downloadable videos, 12 that you can stream online and 17 photo galleries. The last gallery was added in June 2013 and the most recent download video was from the same time, the online videos were added in November 2012. So, it looks like this site is not updating.
The downloads are WMV files that come down pretty swiftly, they are around 200 to 300 Mbs in size and the file size and resolution I found was 1,280 x 720 @ 18,407 kbps (I did double check that, that's what it said!). The quality is fine, mid-range amateur filming you might call it, with natural sound, rather quiet at times, and standard images. The videos are all only available to stream in one size of Flash and all come on the one page where you click through them one at a time with a slider beneath the player.
The movies do give you some chats with the guys, at least some of the ones I did had chat going on before the guys stripped down. This was in Russian (or similar) and there were no subtitles. The voices were horny enough on their own and you get long lingering shots of the amateur guys before they start on the naked stuff. Some are better at this than others. There is a volume control on the streaming player and you can go full size without loss of quality, but I found I could not jump through the action.
The movies I saw, streams and downloads, were all about one guy at a time and took the same format. A chat to camera about, well I don't know what about, presumably the last time he washed his dick. And then the guys stood and took off their pants and clothes revealing soft uncut cock. He peels back his foreskin and the camera moves in and you get close ups of his cheesy nob; I can't think of any classier way to say it than that. White and gritty beneath the hood, perhaps is a bit more poetic. But the bottom line is at you get cheesy dicks and presumably they smell, and his is what the tour promised us so were happy about that.
The guys they get hard and jerk off and sometimes there's another guy involved and there might be some ass play and something a bit more by way of action. Vadim, for example, git his ass examined before he went on to show us around it and sniff his underwear. Oh yes, you have some underwear sniffing fetish action taking place as well. Though it is all rather mild in here.
You can also see this content reflected in the galleries which hold various numbers of images each. Vadim, for example, had 176 images at 960 x 1,440 when at full size. But Sergey had only seven in one gallery, though they were all of his cheesy dick and at 1,400 x 809 in size, where the quality was kept and where you could practically smell his cheese and cum.
So, a basic set of videos and galleries with all of them staying on theme: Russian twinks with unwashed cocks and cheesy cockheads that you can see in videos and galleries. But no updates happening, not at the moment or recently at least.
The members' area here is set out like a blog. You have long pages of 20 posts per page and each video is uploaded as a post. There is no writing with these posts apart from titles and perhaps the number of images on show, but as with most blogs, you can leave comments about what you see.
To the right of the main page is a list of categories so you can easily jump to the videos, streams and galleries, and there is also a list of the recent posts, which is basically a list of the guys' names. The Archives are also found here but as the site is so small, Archive is rather an enthusiastic word to use; they cover four months. You can also link to any recent comments that have been made. There is also a keyword search box here that you probably won't need.
There is a support page if you have any troubles, but I don't think you will, and there is a nice set of FAQs on the home page, but that is about it for features and functions in this members' area. Navigation is therefore simple.
Well, Smelly Dick is a small but powerful site and you can imagine the stink of these guys' cocks as you watch the videos and see the photos. There are not many movies to download and view but I had no trouble getting to them, there is no news about whether any more updates will ever be made, but there is at least a collection of exclusive, European, twinks with cheesy cocks to view, just as promised on the tour.
