Reviewed 2022-06-18 l Last update on 2022-06-18
Missionary Boys is an excellent site offering fantasy scenes where the elders of a certain church initiate younger men through ritualistic gay sex. The 18 + teens are gorgeous, the elders are studly, fit hunks, everything is filmed in a stylish way, and the presentation quality is second to none. Things have changed slightly since we last reviewed the site and its exclusive HD content, so read on to discover new extras, and how this site now comes with Say Uncle network access.
Missionary Boys wasn't the original name of this site, but the church it pretended to represent didn't like the use of the word Mormon in the title and forced them to change it. However, we all know the fantasy of two cute, youthful young men out on their mission knocking on our doors and trying to persuade us to join their church. The fantasy, of course, is that we invite them in, and all sexual hell breaks loose. Well, it's just that kind of fantasy that’s played out in the new-look Missionary Boys. Except, it’s not only about door knocking, it’s also about initiating the young men into the church via very sexy rituals. These can be duo ones, where an elder prepares, cares for and fucks one of the initiates, or, it can be where two younger guys get it together while under instruction from an elder. Sometimes, we have a threesome or a group scene, but we’re always offered bareback and cumshots, and there is great variety in the porn itself.
There’s also a neat variety of models. The current favourite initiate is twink star Dakota Lovell who appears in 158 movies across the network, while older, fit hunks like Bishop Angus play the roles of the elders and teachers. There are now 382 guys in the model index, but it covers all 14 sites (or series), and not just Missionary Boys (which has 188 models, but there’s no way of separating them from the rest). What you have at this one site, though, are 625 exclusive videos in HD. The last time we visited, only a couple of years back, there were only 534 scenes, and the site has been adding one per week during that time. So, the update schedule looks good, the guys definitely look good, and the site is neatly laid out, so that looks great too.
The sex is stylised in that the guys sometimes were ritual garb, and perform ceremonies with candles burning and white sheets billowing. That’s for realism and background, of course, and when it gets to the sex, you get the first-class filming, closeups and hardcore that Missionary Boys is famous for, so, no worries there. Whatever the content of the scene—duo, threesomes, initiation, older fucks younger—you have various ways to stream and download the content in Mp4 format.
Videos come with trailers, plus full scenes, and resolutions range from mobile-suitable sizes up to 1,920 x 1,080 HD, with others ranging up to 1,280 x 720 HD. Smaller files are at 640 x 360 and still give decent quality playback. They are suitable for all devices, you can go to full screen, jump through streams and there are no limits on downloading. Videos come with galleries, each with its own number of images, and these are up at good quality sizes, such as 900 x 506 px, or 533 x 800 px for the older ones, and you're able to take full sets in a zip file.
As I said, things have changed at Missionary Boys, and it is now part of the Say Uncle network. There are 14 series here, plenty of them on taboo themes, such as Family Dick, famous for its stepfamily roleplay scenarios and hot sex between much older guys and young-looking younger guys. You’ll also have access to Yes Father, another religious taboo-themed hardcore collection, Twink Trade, Brother Crush, and plenty of Say Uncle Extras. In total, there are now over 1,314 exclusive movies in this network, and all of them are great quality, while most of them play around taboo themes as Missionary Boys does, and all come with galleries, streams and HD downloads.
This Missionary Boys membership takes you into Say Uncle, so is now missing some of the features of the old site; the model index pages were different, for example, and so was the layout and colour scheme. There were fewer interactive functions in the old site, but now you have more of a chance to comment and rate, etc. When you log in, you might come to the front page of Say Uncle, because the network is yours to use and do what you want with, and to find Missionary Boys, you head to the Series page under the Browse drop-down. That’s the way to go to click from one site/series to another, but you can also just hit the videos button and see all 1,314 movies listed over numbered index pages that are easy to navigate.
You're able to rearrange content and search it with a basic search box, while models’ names are linked from video pages to their model index entry. I didn't see any advanced search functions, though, or a page of categories or tags. Members get to rate content, add things to a favourites collection and leave behind comments. I didn't find any technical issues with the site.
Prices have remained pretty consistent over the years, but right now, there's a special offer available where you can gain access for only $9.95 per month. Three-month memberships are available at $49.95, and annual ones at $59.99, which is the cheapest way to get in. These memberships recur at the same prices, which is good news, but watch out for a pre-selected extra sign-up at the top of the credit card details page.
Missionary Boys succeeds in its mission to bring us the cutest twinks being initiated into the church of gay sex by older, fit studs, and it now comes with access to the full Say Uncle network of 14 sites and series. Quality standards remain high with exclusive HD movies, the site is mobile-compatible, the images and videos are easy to access and updates continue to come in weekly. This site has always been good, but now with low-cost access and a network included, it’s even better.