Reviewed 2020-05-15 l Last update on 2021-10-24
Say Uncle is the network where you find the world's top dad/boy, older/younger, taboo and fantasy gay porn. With 16 sites and over 1,150 movies at your fingertips, you won't know where to look first. Perhaps your thing is stepbrothers getting it on, or priests seducing altar boys, Mormon boys being initiated or just hunky bear-dads with slim twinks. It's all about the age gap here in a series of incredible movies that are HD, exclusive, and yours to download and keep.
Say Uncle offers you eight of its top sites in your basic membership, with an option to upgrade and find all 16. You're going to recognise some of the top titles you will get whichever membership you take. Family Dick caused a storm when it opened thanks to the youthful looks of Austin Young (also Austin Xanders), and Missionary Boys caused controversy to the point of having to change its name from Mormon Boyz. I think someone objected to the idea of older, studly Elders initiating new boys into the order via hardcore fucking. Brother Crush gives you some hot POV scenes between older and younger jocks and twinks. Young Perps gets real in its depictions of enforced and very sexual arrests and body searches, and Latin Leche gives you classic gay-for-pay Latinos. Add in the new Black Gods (older/younger ebony porn), yes Father (very taboo priests and altar boys), and Dad Creep, and you've got an explosive mix.
Now then. Those sites are all mentioned on the tour where it looks like you have aces to all eight. You should have, but when inside, you will also see other sites and bonuses and a heap of 1,150 movies in total. However, you may not be able to access all of these without taking the upgrade. You can also sign up for the full package when you first join the site. Although full, annual membership looks expensive, it actually works out at 29.95 per month, and for that, you have all 16 sites, 1,150 movies and 465 models to play with. The monthly membership may be more restricted, but still offers you loads of porn.
Log in, and you will see the list of what's coming soon and what's new. Click on a video, and if for any reason you don't have access to the site that movie comes from, a pop-up box will tell you. Another way to see exactly what you have with your membership is to use the My Content button from the Browse drop-down, which is the menu that drives the site. Find a movie you want to see and click through to open its viewing page.
Each of the sites or series runs within the network and appears in the same way. You have a broad description of each scene, some interactive functions, a trailer, screencaps and a gallery, but first, you want to check the videos. These play in streams up to 1080p HD and come with 720p, a midrange version and two smaller streams for mobiles down to 240p. Downloads also have five options with 1,920 x 1,080 HD at the top and 720p are also there, but the midrange option is at 576p, with 480p and 360p for mobiles and slower connections. Needless to say, the quality is excellent.
The guys behind this filming have a taste for style. You can feel the ritualistic atmosphere in, for example, Missionary Boys, and smell the incense and sex in Yes Father. The settings, scenarios and even the acting are well presented, and as for the guys. Well, a skim through the extensive model index gives you plenty of fresh, new twink talent with teens from 18 upwards, and older bears alike.
Meanwhile, your movies also come with sets of screencaps to give you an idea of what takes place, plus digital galleries with larger shots that you might like to save. There are only 10 to 20 of these per gallery, but they are fine quality and easy to save in zip files. New content is added regularly to the network, though not every single site updates each week. Having said that, movies are added daily, sometimes with two per day, so you're not going to run out of content.
My only confusion with Say Uncle was knowing exactly how many videos and sites I had available. It depends on your membership. The full, annual one includes everything, but the monthly one suggests only eight of the 16 sites are yours, and yet you still get to see the network as if everything was open to you. The My Content filter is the best way to go, although this showed me samples of movies I could only access with a full membership. Still, you'll soon find out, and when you look at what you have, the annual deal works out as reasonable.
The Browse drop-down is the navigation menu, and from here, you can see all videos, all models and My Content. There's also a list of all 16 sites. If you're a photo collector, you can only find the images from the videos' viewing pages rather than in a separate area. There are filters to use and various ways to arrange the content, members can rate scenes and add them to a favourites area, and you're also able to leave comments. The site runs smoothly, and there are no technical problems, though there are a few adverts.
Again, choose your sign up carefully as the monthly one incudes eight sites, and the annual one includes everything. You can upgrade once you are inside, though. There is a cross sale on the join page to watch out for, and you may balk at the monthly price when you see it, but remember, this is award-winning content, 100% exclusive and excellent quality, so I say, yes, it is worth paying the premium price.
Say Uncle is the home of gay taboo, especially when it's on the older/younger daddy and twink theme, and the content is so much better quality than those cheap clips you scramble to see on the tube sites. Highest quality production values, top models, sweet little newbies and studly dads are filmed by professionals. Taboos and boundaries are pushed to the limit, and your dirty fantasies can really run wild. Updates are daily right now but choose your membership carefully.
