Reviewed 2008-07-01 l Last update on 2022-09-20
Hard and horny pieces of beef-hunk are served up to you on a platter at Crotch Buffet where youll find a great mix of studs and hunks, cute and smooth guys. You get to access their original videos that run for a good length, photo galleries, feed sites and a good number of bonus sites where there is even more hard-core and good quality action. If youre hungry for gay sex vids then take a place at the table and prepare to feast.
You may detect a food theme in parts of Crotch Buffet and the title does kind of suggest that this is what the site is about but dont be fooled into thinking this is some kind of strange fetish site. Its actually about the beauty of the male physique, as the tour points out, and that might lead you to think you are singing up for one of those 1950s posing-pouch kind of sites. Wrong again. Theres plenty of meat on the menu and a certain amount of posing but the site is actually a good and varied collection of gay porn movies and galleries. You have young cute guys, older and hunkier ones, solo jack off scenes, couples, threesomes and even some orgy scenes to get your lips around. The guys are hot and the action is hotter and whatever kind of hard-core gay sex you like to view youre going to find something here that will satisfy your appetite.
For example, take a look at the pictures area and you will find six studio image sets of Benoit Lapierre, a smooth hunk with a great body and a nice cock. Hes typical of some of the guys youll find when you go to the videos library. Over there you will find 44 full length videos that are original and exclusive to the site. To give you an idea of some of the content here is what I found by browsing and clicking titles at random. Two for the price of one gives us a hairy bear and a smooth younger guy in oral and then anal action and its great to watch the dark skinned, hairy guy fuck the smooth ass of the other one. Two muscular broncos kind of speaks for itself but these two are not only muscular but desperate to dip their dicks in each other. Backside fun stars three studs in all conceivable positions and acts and, at the other end of the scale, you have things like what a show, a solo jerk off movie with a cute, toned guy. This list could go on and on but you should really go and investigate for yourself. With each movie running for up to twenty minutes you are in for many hours of viewing.
And viewing is simple: you can stream the movies on line or download them to your machine and keep them, there are no restrictions. You can choose high or lower speed versions and there are two kinds of player to use, Windows and Quicktime. Each movie is cut into clips but there is usually a full length version in the high speed option list; this is DVD quality and may be a large file but it will be worth having when you get it. You also get a little information about each movie, who is in it and how long it runs for and each one comes with a set of screen caps too. You get well treated at Crotch Buffet and the guys who put the site together know that most of us like a little bit of everything and they go out of their way to film it for you.
And they go one stage further too. Not only do you get access to these 44 and counting hard-core videos but you get access to seven other sites too. Yup, Crotch Buffet is part of the same set up as brings you Handy Studs, 18-22 Boarding School, Fuck That 18-22 and Bisex 101, among others. O.k., so many of the other sites feature guys aged 18-22 but they do it in a stylish and well presented way. You are assured of the same quality of production and models and youll have the same download options too. Just go to the Bonus page and youll see what youre in for. Your same access details will get you in to the members areas though I didnt even need to enter them when I checked, I just clicked a link and I was in. The only one I couldnt reach was 18-22 Clinic, maybe because its the newest of the set and things arent completely set up yet. Not to worry, you should be able to go to the site independently and log in but if you have problems just contact support.
Talking of support, there is a good support page featured on the site with a diagnostic tool to check your computer to see if you have everything needed to enjoy the site. There are also FAQ and contact details and the promise of live 24/7 real-person support too. Hopefully you wont need to use it but if you do its there.
Back to the other features of Crotch Buffet: There is a page of extras which contains 15 feed sites. These are third-party movie theatres that other sites supply. They have different kind of content including bears, cute guys and army guys and they use different kinds of media players. You generally get stream only video clips on these kinds of sites but very often you get lots of them and they are an extra diversion from your main content. They do open in the same window so you may find that you have some reversing out to do once you have finished with a particular feed, in which case just use your back button.
And talking of navigation, that was about the only problem I had with it. Getting from one part of the site to the other is easy as the top menu stays where it is all the time and you can easily jump from one area to another. The videos are arranged as five per page and all the links to the various viewing options are really obvious, so youll find your way around easily. The site is kind of average in design and look but thats good as it doesnt detract from the main features, the videos and bonus sites, and it also means that when you go to a bonus site youll already know how things work, as each one is designed in a similar way.
You will see a page that says friends and this is basically a link list to some other shops and sites you may not have thought about looking at before. And back on the home page you will see a link to Live Sex Cams. This actually takes you to a different site run by Im Live. Here you can chat to guys live on line and if you pay enough you can watch them strip and perform live shows for you. Note that I say pay enough, in my mind its quite an expensive experience but then Im not very well off. Also, back on the main site, on the homepage you get updates about whats been added to Crotch Buffet recently and they also sometimes have a survey running here. Over on the Network Updates page you will find info about everything that has been added to the eight sites in the network. Those are the bonus sites that you can also access so you can keep an eye on whats going on in each one.
Crotch Buffet is a little bit of everything but that doesnt mean it doesnt know what its doing. It doesnt really fall into a niche, except perhaps hunks, as there are more of them than there are of cute dudes on the site. But that could change I guess. What it is though is a nice collection of hot videos with hot guys and good old fashioned, hard-core gay sex. Its easy to use, viewing the vids is simple, there are seven bonus sites to access and a customer support area should you need it.